'fubu became the worlds biggest corporation today when it merged with kentucky fried chick'- chappells show
'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'
Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.
SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess
Dude, ribs and fried chicken at the same time would equal the end of the world as we know it, don't do it...
'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
damn. The hickory house in aspen makes the best ribs ever. They have the medal to prove it. SOOOOO good. damn it makes my mouth water just thinking about it. They go as far as only using the left side of the pig (or maybe the right) because all pigs roll over the same way, and that meat is tenderer. MMMMMMMM, RIIIIIBS
'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'
'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'
'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'
'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'