When I was 5 years old, my mom told me that happiness was the key to life.
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I
wrote down “happy”. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told
them they didn’t understand life.” – John Lennon
"i friend took two marijuanas at a party and over dosed, then he turned gay and caught AIDS " - *TACO-DOG*
i was in the mall and i passed a Lids store, and in the store front display was an all black flatbrim hat with SWAG written in white letters across the front. who would pay money for that hat and still respect themselves?
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPID, MOST NARROW-MINDED PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A COMPLETE JACKASS FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, I SWEAR IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF MY RIGHT NOW I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE THEN BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, AND SHOVE MY TENNIS RAQUET UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE"
"Weed's a plant, it just grows like that, and if you should so happen to set it on fire there are some effects. Drugs you have to do shit to it chemically, like add baking soda and water and stir it up, i dont know the recipe im just saying. " -Kat Williams