worst school skiing story v.2

dedicated to bhill

I went to school yesterday with no plans, except that it was friday. I got to 3rd period and my teacher wasn't there. I was with three friends, first we think it's perfect oppurtunity to go to two lunches and miss class. After a while it sounds lame so we say 'fuck this lets not go to 3rd block.' After a while of sitting around, we think we should just go to Wendy's, which is about a mile away, so we decided to do it and went on our way. My pussy of a friend's backpack is too heavy for him and he has to stash it in the dugout at school. So were almost to Wendey's when it starts to downpour, it sucked. We're soaked when we get there, and as we eat and we see a teacher come in. She keeps looking at us so when she is ordering we leave and decide to go to this kids house, skipping school for the rest of the day to play video games and suck/fuck each other. We get to the back pack and its soaked, which really tans my hide. As we are going to the kids house we cut through some back yards. We're ten houses away when a sherrif pulls behind us. I was like 'oh shit' and we hear it slow down; the brakes squealing. We all were tryin to think of excuses, but for some reason the cop makes a u turn and leaves on our way back too meet some kids. The same car my mom has passes us, which was frightining. Shortly after a school district car passes, shit, it was scary. Then we just got drunk and went to the football game. WE CHEERED like 10 times we almost got stopped by people.
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'No way, Bin is the shit! He has nine wives, he's filthy rich, and just chills all day in the desert broin down with his extremist terrorist friends and shoots his AK and makes explosives and nerve gas. Dude knows how to live. Man that gay building in New York was too damn tall anyways. Bush is a pole smoking fagget compared to Osama.'
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