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NS simultaneous poop day

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Flying~Squirrel
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WHO: newschoolers members.

WHAT: everybody poops at the same exact time.

WHERE: preferably in a toilet, but i suppose it doesnt have to be. +k if youre wearing ski boots.

WHEN: sunday, february 5th, at 1:00 pm EASTERN TIME (adjust accordingly)

WHY: its a bonding experience.

HOW: start training now, everyday you gotta hold it or push it to get as close to 1:00p as you can, so by the time sunday comes youll be ready to drop at 1:00p exactly.



take pics of the results and post them sunday afternoon.

if you want a reminder, say so in a comment below and i will send you a PM sunday morning or saturday night.
Jan 30 2012 3:30PM
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gnarnia.
Posts: 1346 - Karma: 55
no.
Jan 30 2012 3:32PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
it'l be the apocalypse.





the mormons predicted this exact thing.
Jan 30 2012 3:34PM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
yes! I will make a huge boat right now, let me post results
Jan 30 2012 3:34PM
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eheath
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Jan 30 2012 3:34PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
NO ONE TELLS ME WHEN TO SHIT!
Jan 30 2012 3:35PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,448
I can just hear the echos of the washroom at the ski hills now,

"Do you know how to get to chads gap?"

"Can you dub?"

"Do you know tom wallisch?"

"Are those next years goggles?"
Jan 30 2012 3:35PM
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[evan]
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Jan 30 2012 3:35PM
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[hamnuts]
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ew.
Jan 30 2012 3:37PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
That's my fucking birthday......



BEST PRESENT EVER. Let's do it
Jan 30 2012 3:38PM
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CheddarJack
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Click for larger image we don't need another shitstorm thread
Jan 30 2012 3:39PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
this


do you have any idea what that would do to your bowels...? it's disturbing
Jan 30 2012 3:39PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
WE SHOULD ALL BE ON TINYCHAT WHILE WE DO IT!
Jan 30 2012 3:41PM
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3778 - Karma: 2,106
Please will you remind me? Because i would never poop again if NS didn't manage to remind me?
Jan 30 2012 3:45PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
you dont need to hold it until sunday, you can poop before then. you just gotta make sure your ready to go on sunday.
Jan 30 2012 3:46PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,219
Hahaha why do all the girls think its gross? it's just a poo. and it'd be pretty funny. imagine telling your friends, 'oh hang on, i gotta go take a poop. Yeah all my skis friends are taking a dump at the same time. nah, ive never met them. It's a bonding thing. you wouldnt understand" hahahaha. dont think i'll upload a pic though. I'd upload a pic of me on the toilet...but not my poo.
Jan 30 2012 3:48PM
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[evan]
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wait a minute, before we upload pics, are you hot?
Jan 30 2012 3:49PM
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Bateman
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i for one will mount a gopro inside my toilet.
Jan 30 2012 3:54PM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
Girls don't poop!
Jan 30 2012 3:59PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,219
I feel violated.
Jan 30 2012 4:02PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,448
solid 7
Jan 30 2012 4:02PM
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[evan]
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You should ;)
Jan 30 2012 4:04PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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i. am. so. down.
Jan 30 2012 4:06PM
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Phil-X-
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:)
Jan 30 2012 4:07PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
Mones you're a babe! and australian. and you ski. My god.







Anyway, I'm down to do a joint newschoolers poo operation. We can call it a pooperation. But sure why not I'll have to poo sunday anyway so why not do it at 1 oclock with a bunch of other people. If we all flush at the same time we may create enough seismic activity that we cause an avalanche.
Jan 30 2012 4:07PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,219
I feel better. And pooperation made me laugh so hard.
Jan 30 2012 4:09PM
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chicken
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how about no
Jan 30 2012 4:09PM
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Phil-X-
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Lets make a "Pooperation 2012 Edit"
Jan 30 2012 4:12PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,219
Bahaha everyone sends in their footage and someone makes an edit. What song should we use?
Jan 30 2012 4:16PM
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Bateman
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this one, duhhh. imagine an edit of people pulling down their pants to this song
Jan 30 2012 4:17PM
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Phil-X-
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Something with a heavy drop... cause, well you get it.


or this

Jan 30 2012 4:19PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Thats my future wifey your talking about bro!!!!! she is way to beautiful to be a solid 7.

And I wont poop until this day comes. I will hopefully foster a poop that will be around 10 couric's in size.
Jan 30 2012 4:19PM
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ECB
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last time i posted pics of my poop i got banned....
Jan 30 2012 4:21PM
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Bateman
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YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE CRAP IN ZURICH!





























There, there... PON3 wants the biddy?
Jan 30 2012 4:21PM
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PON3
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I WANT THE BIDDY!
Jan 30 2012 4:24PM
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Bateman
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Correction:



"BIDDY!!"
Jan 30 2012 4:26PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,219
Awww...

Ahahahaha courics.
Jan 30 2012 4:26PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
Seems legit enough. Will do
Jan 30 2012 4:27PM
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REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
how about yes
Jan 30 2012 4:28PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
I'm far too excited for this.
Jan 30 2012 4:38PM
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FerrisBueller
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FUCKKK YESSSSS STOKEDDD!!!!!!!!!
Jan 30 2012 4:40PM
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rudager
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COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEE
Jan 30 2012 4:45PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
My diet for the next couple of days
Prunes
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And fiber one
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Jan 30 2012 4:51PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
I'm down.

Jan 30 2012 4:53PM
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.Roockley.
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quite literally
Jan 30 2012 5:04PM
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Phil-X-
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Had to
Jan 30 2012 5:11PM
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Bam-Saker
Posts: 240 - Karma: 157
this.
Jan 30 2012 5:14PM
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NSwidow
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This is the best thing ive ever seen. Well done. You should photo shop massive poos in place of the skis!
Jan 30 2012 5:17PM
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Phil-X-
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You should make it your facebook profile picture so your friends are aware.
Jan 30 2012 5:18PM
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KEVTRON
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winrar
Jan 30 2012 5:18PM
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roro_1302
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I'm thinking of making it my profile picture and tagging her in it. :)
Jan 30 2012 5:25PM
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