Lost so hard in the middle of class. got tons of weird looks but well worth it
"tight pants = satanist"-Jcon
"Jiberish is more likely to become a game than jib life is..."-gus555
dress up as a nerd/mormon/dweeb etc. have buisness cards made up with just a big black v on them. go around to girls asking if they will take your Card. Get a drunk girl to play along. Have drunk, sloppy, bad sex. Success."-californiagrown
im not a car person but i still laughed so hard at these for some reason
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPID, MOST NARROW-MINDED PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A COMPLETE JACKASS FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, I SWEAR IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF MY RIGHT NOW I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE THEN BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, AND SHOVE MY TENNIS RAQUET UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE"