"chicken pot pie....my three favorite things" -Tom Warnick
"Expect a lengthened ban if you complain to me." -Rowen
"i think i could have sex with your parents and it wouldn't be considered cougar hunting. with that said, i look forward to being your step parent but never admitting to it and instead beating you while i'm drunk off captain morgan's finest; you fucking douche bags." -skiierman
"And Bobby Brown with an amazing run stomping the triple cork and a perfect score. Truly an awesome spectacle, Right Sal?" "Sure Mike, But Shaun white is over at the superpipe making snowmen." - Theron
Don't take life too seriously, you won't make it out alive.
“The revolution will probably be televised. But I don’t have a TV and I’m not gonna watch”
[ "Every icy day, every deep pow day… EVERY day is a blessing. When we can appreciate every experience for all that it is, we will never need nor want more." -CR Johnson
SIP-Sarah, Shane, Jamie, and CR. LEGENDS ]
I would swim up the Amazon with 45lb dumbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres's queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a nice sea food dinner with you over skype on a dial up internet connection. - .Emerson.
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPID, MOST NARROW-MINDED PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A COMPLETE JACKASS FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, I SWEAR IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF MY RIGHT NOW I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE THEN BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, AND SHOVE MY TENNIS RAQUET UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE"
Thanks, i actually planned on sleeping tonight. Why the fuck does she pop up in every thread i see, is it some sort of socery used to scare away all of the weakhearted-souls so NS only consists of brave,noble young men?