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What did you learn about the x games?

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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
A snowmobile weighs 450 pounds
It is still possible to get 100 even if you drag your hand on the ground
andreas hatveit has a snowpark in his backyard
tight pants reduce air drag by 20%




Jan 30 2012 7:36AM
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skia4life89
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 172
yea lets hate and be sarcastic about something that brings our sport to the national stage.
Jan 30 2012 7:38AM
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LittleFoot
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 57
You ruined my thread. Fuck you
Jan 30 2012 7:40AM
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skia4life89
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 172
pointless thread anyway.
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Jan 30 2012 7:42AM
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razors-chaz
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,250
it is possible to get a 31 in big air for not spinning.
it is possible to be on the big air run in and not know it.
you will lose points if you do not send the big jump to flat.
snowboard slopestyle is judged on whether you can make it to the bottom of the run or not.
reggie bush would rather be tackled than take a stack in slopestyle.
throwing tricks people have never seen =/= points.
french womens ski x team are shitcunts
Jan 30 2012 7:52AM
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razors-chaz
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,250
double post but,
hairbands around your cuffs and a cloth band on your thigh gives 14 seconds worth of aerodynamic advantage.
Jan 30 2012 7:58AM
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lgski
Posts: 1832 - Karma: 2,291
Zero spins are now arials
Jan 30 2012 8:06AM
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the.nile
Posts: 580 - Karma: 153
double rodeos are now called sideways flips
Jan 30 2012 8:22AM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3226 - Karma: 1,078
Jossi Wells is the man for doing that zero at big air...
Jan 30 2012 9:07AM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7264 - Karma: 33,270
Bobby Brown sucks at victory laps.
Jan 30 2012 9:09AM
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mfz
Posts: 332 - Karma: 73
there is a kid named Kai Mahler and he's really good at skiing
Jan 30 2012 10:28AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
Nick goepper's hero is Jesus Christ = I really hope that Nick Goepper is not a virgin.
Jan 30 2012 10:35AM
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.Roockley.
Posts: 3857 - Karma: 4,000
hair bands make you 14 seconds faster
Jan 30 2012 10:35AM
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Daoust
Posts: 487 - Karma: 103
to land with my hands in my pockets
Jan 30 2012 11:17AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
Posts: 2751 - Karma: 20,855
unfortunately I learned that everything is now spin to win and doubles or die. Its all about hucking huge spins as hard as you can...look at any event
Jan 30 2012 11:38AM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
those girls dont get the ball rolling, they GET THE BALL ROLLING.

i want to buy a jeep and join the navy
Jan 30 2012 11:49AM
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Errl
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 451

commentators must be why al queda hates america so much.

(dumb joke but they annoyed the shit out of me throughout big air)

Jan 30 2012 12:44PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
that double flip is two flips in combined into one trick. the riders head goes under twice thus double flip.
Jan 30 2012 12:48PM
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956997959431
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Never watching them again. Shit's embarrassing to say that you are watching and makes skiing and snowboarding look pathetic.
Jan 30 2012 12:53PM
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ski0
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 5,370
a guy did a frontflip on a snowmobile
Jon Olsson builds better jumps then snowpark technologies
Snowboarders have triples on lock compared to skiers
Judging freeskiing and snowboarding must be really hard
Jan 30 2012 12:54PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
torstein lands 1 in 4

wester does not care that he's in a big air comp
Jan 30 2012 12:54PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
they still cant get a big air jump right
Jan 30 2012 12:58PM
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TrickNick
Posts: 47 - Karma: 13
A 76 can beat an 80 if you threw a triple
Doing a trick no one else can do =/= winning
you can have 3 hits in the pipe where you spin less than 360 and still get a 94
If your name has a lot of B's in it, you can basically do 180s and still win
Tight pants is the secret to shawn whites success
Any trick where you go upside down twice is a double cork. no exceptions.
A dub 12 is a "stock manuever"

Jan 30 2012 1:00PM
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ny300z
Posts: 1299 - Karma: 1,708
snowboarding slopestyle is shit compared to skiing slopestyle
snowboarding pipe is shit compared to skiing pipe
snowboarding big air is shit compared to skiing big air
snowboarding looks like shit compared skiing
If your Shaun white you can drag your hand an get 100, if your any skiier you get 60-70
Someone that works at x-games sucks off the flying tomato
Snowmobiles suck to watch
the announcers dont know how to call tricks
monoskiiers are fucking insane
im going to hell for waiting for and laughing when the monoskiers crash
snowboard cross/skier cross is awesome to watch.....when someone crashes
X-Games is not DVR friendly


Jan 30 2012 2:27PM
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Tikayt
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 1,543
First ever frontflip snowmobile, quite a performance for that, thumbs up!
Redbull sucks at making big airs !
Jan 30 2012 2:32PM
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CheddarJack
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Flailing your arms is acceptable in snowboarding but not skiing
Jan 30 2012 2:59PM
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TrickNick
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every single one of these is 100% true
Jan 30 2012 3:00PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
man you are a bitch.

And yes, xgames blew big time this year. That was NOT the skiing to put on a national stage, nor was the douchebaggery that ensued during literally every single event.
Jan 30 2012 3:02PM
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LeoSpaceman
Posts: 569 - Karma: 44
i learned it's the best annual multi-part made-for-tv drama/action sports movie every created!
Jan 30 2012 3:07PM
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BK
Posts: 2353 - Karma: 1,122
Dubstep is officially the new extreme music genre
Jan 30 2012 3:07PM
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hodlekve
Posts: 543 - Karma: 1,262
he's 17 and super christian. go figure
Jan 30 2012 3:11PM
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ForeverYung
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That you need perfection to win a slopestyle comp and you MUST land with your hands in your pockets
Jan 30 2012 3:17PM
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ny300z
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lol definitely.... i forgot about that one.


Jan 30 2012 3:18PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
or on the ground
Jan 30 2012 3:20PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I think I learned more about people on NS this year than about X Games. The X Games haven't changed. I don't know why everyone is so surprised with the things that happen.
Jan 30 2012 3:39PM
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Jeffmnicholas
Posts: 821 - Karma: 42
that 90% of newschoolers thinks that snowboarders need a straight air in their run in all comps, even though its only in certain comps such as FIS regulated comps and doesnt pertain to X Games
Jan 30 2012 3:43PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
boarder x is the NASCAR of the xgames; you only watch it hoping that the guy in front will fall and take out everyone else.
Jan 30 2012 3:47PM
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
sit skier x is where the racing is at.
Jan 30 2012 3:50PM
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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623

Tom Wallisch is a Freestyle Skier for North Face

Casio has a cellphone that can be beat to all hell but if you ever bring it in broken the warranty won't cover it.

Jan 30 2012 4:03PM
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ny300z
Posts: 1299 - Karma: 1,708
LOL

i saw that commercial with Tom W landing jumps and grinding over the phone on rails lol...wtf

hes making some money tho!
Jan 30 2012 4:09PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
this thread delivers. 
i learned that mike douglas is still confusing a double cork as a double d-spin.
i learned that tom is on a killing spree this season
i learned about a kid named kai mahler who is going to be on a killing spree soon
and henrik and bdog keep it fresh as fuck
Jan 30 2012 4:16PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
That it is possible to be in and get into VIP, Athlete, Media, and Guest areas, and park in Athlete parking all without any real pass, or proper credentials, SUCH WIN.

Also i most likley will have a clip in the next b and e or thall edit. Stoked
Jan 30 2012 4:49PM
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RON-Burgundy
Posts: 247 - Karma: 21
that andreas hatveit is going to be a father
Jan 30 2012 6:17PM
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Monsieur_Patate
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 4,303
I want a complete story. And don't your dare leave any detail.
Jan 30 2012 6:31PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,773
you mean the screaming viking of norway?
Jan 30 2012 7:03PM
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Errl
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 451
This is true... and saddens me so.
Jan 30 2012 8:15PM
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KBake
Posts: 399 - Karma: 1,144
haha heard this like 30 times

Jan 30 2012 8:31PM
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ThaLetterM.
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-doing a double on a snowmobile looks fucking scary
Jan 30 2012 8:46PM
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GayWolf420
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I learned that the earth doesn't revolve around the sun, it revolves around sal masakelA.
Jan 30 2012 8:48PM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
Am I the only one that feels like no one, besides old people, watches the X Games? It's during the school year from Thursday to Sunday, so who the fuck turns on the TV to watch it. Only event I watched was ski slope. It seems like the ideal broadcast audience for free skiing doesn't even watch the X Games.
Jan 30 2012 8:51PM
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skijunkiedtm
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The x games are still the x games.
Jan 30 2012 8:51PM
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