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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
your chilling in class or with a chick and you make a sound that sounds like a fart, but in reality you didn't actually fart. Then everyone thinks you farted but you didn't. Then you make it worse by trying to make the noise again to prove it's not a fart and everything just gets more awkward.
Jan 26 2012 1:30PM
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act.resist
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i had my hand on the back of a chair yesterday my hand was kind of suctioned to the chair and when i lifted my hand it made a really realistic farting noise. no one noticed though
Jan 26 2012 1:34PM
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CluckaChuck
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yeah thats exactly what happend to me the other day except everyone noticed.
Jan 26 2012 1:36PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
people usually just say "hey did you rip ass"

me:
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them: okay
Jan 26 2012 1:39PM
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CheddarJack
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That's when you exclaim "I can assure you all that that was not a fart", then everyone has a good laugh. Awkward situations are only awkward if you say it's awkward - that's one of my mottos btw
Jan 26 2012 1:41PM
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