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Your grandma probably weighs more than B Dog

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ashamedkrew
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http://espn.go.com/action/athlete/_/id/50529/phil-casabon

I knew the pros were all small-ish guys but it's pretty crazy how alot of them hardly break 150
Jan 24 2012 5:24PM
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corona
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135! Maybe he actually wears medium.
Jan 24 2012 5:26PM
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Lord.Quasimoto
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135!! holy fawk haha
Jan 24 2012 5:30PM
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eheath
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There is a reason why some of these guys take huge falls and just get up. Being light and strong make it so they can just bounce up and try tricks again.
Jan 24 2012 5:33PM
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Good_Deed
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u just set your self up ... big time

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Jan 24 2012 5:35PM
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,256
i saw Kevin Rolland surfing on one of those artificial wave-maker things and he has toothpicks for arms and legs.
Jan 24 2012 5:36PM
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james6345789
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That's pretty light, but he is on'y 5' 8"
Jan 24 2012 5:37PM
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Stickity
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aight fuck this i'm losing 15 lbs
Jan 24 2012 5:37PM
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N.L.
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eheath=3 bdogs
Jan 24 2012 5:37PM
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Amadeus.
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Whats more surprising is that he didn't put B-Dog under nicknames...
Jan 24 2012 5:39PM
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ForeverYung
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Boom
Jan 24 2012 5:40PM
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Heart
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Yay I'm the exact same height and weight
Jan 24 2012 5:41PM
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Downtofilm
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You're like in your 20's im guessing?

Grow the fuck up. You act like you're 12.
Jan 24 2012 5:41PM
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eheath
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Yeah, i definitely weight 405lbs.
Jan 24 2012 5:43PM
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GBS
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Haha shit, I'm 14 and I'm 5.11, hahah I did never think B-dog was a small guy, but still epic...
Lucky small people...
Jan 24 2012 5:43PM
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steezysteeze
Posts: 1739 - Karma: 1,012
What the fuck? 135lbs, wow.
Jan 24 2012 5:48PM
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MRoden
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henrik probably weighs more than most of the kids on here do.


http://espn.go.com/action/athlete/_/id/41458/henrik-harlaut


Jan 24 2012 5:54PM
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250r
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and hes even shorter than casabon
Jan 24 2012 5:59PM
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PJS.
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I feel fat.
Jan 24 2012 6:00PM
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Chubz.
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I am fat.
Jan 24 2012 6:02PM
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BROSEIDON
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hence the username?
Jan 24 2012 6:04PM
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jewFro
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I'm also 135. But I'm also 6"1. Skinny as fuck.
Jan 24 2012 6:04PM
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colin13
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 216
Woah. I guess skiing beside Henrik all the time really warped my perception of him. It's always great to see a tall ass pro throwing down with steeze though.
Jan 24 2012 6:05PM
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The_Tabarnak
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
22 and 135LB? Damn, he ate lettuce all his youth?
Jan 24 2012 6:06PM
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Emma_Watson
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not sarcasm.
Jan 24 2012 6:11PM
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MRoden
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sweet jesus. im 6'3 175 and thought I was underweight.
Jan 24 2012 6:11PM
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livingcolor
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too be quite honest I thought you weighed more
Jan 24 2012 6:14PM
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ryano
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i guess fat people cant spell either.
Jan 24 2012 6:16PM
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Heart
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jesus. i have a friend who is 6 foot, 125 pounds though. skinniest kid ive ever seen
Jan 24 2012 6:16PM
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POW-WOW
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Hey eheath, I just wanted to say I don't hate you, and I like your edits a lot.
I'm in a good mood today.
Jan 24 2012 6:18PM
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eheath
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Do you know what a 400lb person looks like?
Jan 24 2012 6:18PM
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EastCoast.
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hahah
Jan 24 2012 6:21PM
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livingcolor
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I think so, yes
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Jan 24 2012 6:22PM
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oil.
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why the fuck does everyone hate heath... damn.
shits lame, get over the fact that he puts out better edits then you.
Jan 24 2012 6:26PM
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casual
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I wonder which of you dorks constantly making lame, predictable jokes about Heath would actually say shit to his face. My guess is none. I bet most of you would jock his dick and try and ride the lift with him and ask questions like, "What's LJ like?".
Jan 24 2012 6:30PM
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livingcolor
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lolumadbro?
Jan 24 2012 6:31PM
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PJS.
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He is demonstrably aggravated. and he has a point.
Jan 24 2012 6:36PM
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livingcolor
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indeed
Jan 24 2012 6:40PM
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Triple_Strum
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Has nothing to do with edits. Mostly to do with him being a jerk for the past five years with the occasional nice or mature comment. I will say in the last year he has come a long way.
Jan 24 2012 6:42PM
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Peter.
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he's only 5 foot 8, not that surprising
Jan 24 2012 6:52PM
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WesleySnipez
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Out of the riders listed on ESPN's website I can count the guys above 5'9 on one hand.
Jan 24 2012 6:54PM
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Mike-O
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Well, duh.

My grandpa is a fat sack of shit.

Could probably chomp Casabon down with one bite.
Jan 24 2012 6:55PM
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Parks.
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I thought he was way taller...135 seems good for 5'8"
Jan 24 2012 6:56PM
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Caspaaa
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haha fuck no dude i'm 5'5" and 150

i work out a lot though (not a claim) so alot of it is muscle

for proof that this is not a claim I took a BMI test (Body Mass Index, aka how much of your body weight is fat) and got a 34% which is considered obese, because it was based on weight and height alone.

I do however happen to have a VO2 max of 68.4 /claim
Jan 24 2012 7:12PM
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minihef
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How the fuck are so many of you so light? I'm 5'6 and 170 (and that's having shed 10 since start of season) and i'm not even fat. Or at least I didn't think I was.

Jan 24 2012 7:34PM
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Dr-Strangelove
Posts: 125 - Karma: 18
I hereby challenge B-Dog to a wrastling mach, mano y mano
Jan 24 2012 7:36PM
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Valhalla.
Posts: 587 - Karma: 154
Everyone except for Bobby Brown, says he's 6'2'' and 195.. About what I am.
Jan 24 2012 7:41PM
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Chubz.
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YES!
Jan 24 2012 7:43PM
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NinetyFour
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He's a totally jock though man, like pretty sure the dude is friggen jacked.
Jan 24 2012 7:52PM
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p-fo
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I believe it. And there is no way Henrik weighs 170. I've always heard he was 5'4", too.
Jan 24 2012 7:56PM
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rankstank
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Whenever I see pros I always am surprised at how small they are. I think it's because I see them as bigger people than I am because they are so much better skiers than I am. I always thought Tanner Hall was like 6'2 because he is so much higher on the skiing ladder than me, I assumed he'd be higher on the height ladder as well. Then I saw him and he is like what, 5'8"? Do the same with every pro lol
Jan 24 2012 7:57PM
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