"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you click out of MY SKIS now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and i will kill you."
bahahaha there are gonna be so many apps for this shit.
Do you think pros have fun when they are training so they can win comps and put food on the table to support their baby momma? Fuck fun its all about the Cash serious people need to eating and eating is not always fun
"half of ns isn't old enough to care about this shit and the other half is too high to do anything about it"
T "It's my storm. I can make it do whatever I want."
"What the fuck is wrong with you kids?! How would you like it if I came and had sex in front of your house?"
"I heard you guys banned a chick with thyroid cancer cause she was weird looking.
You guys are fucking terrible."- awsomoz$
We were all expecting something GRAND for our massive efforts down the line. Needless to say, all the money went to drive us 100km from home and play frisbee golf for a week at a "resort" aimed for trips for retarded people"
EXCUSE ME 38 1/4 YEAR OLD great god mufago plays chess with you subconscious. he speaks of yellow capricorn leprechauns and the godless flying salmon. buffalosoldiersupercalifrajelisticexpialadosciousbroskisavalanchecenterdogbone. tell me the definitions of which i ask. jib cats.-loganimlach
ducttape and a microwaved banana peel will do just fine for me, thank you !
††† Ski In Peace Sarah! †††
-=|NS EURO MOD |=-
Belgium represent !
Once You drop in, it's all "Hakuna Matata" !
"The windows are vertical how am i going to poop on those?"-Killabees
"God isn't black, you fucking moron!"-Shibby
"I shit rainbows and sneeze glitter."-Arabian
"Giving a cat any amount of credit is just stupid."-ElGato
''I mean, think about it... with a device like this, you can hump anything from sexy girls (or boys) to nyan cat, panda bears, rainbows, shark attacks, volcanoes, nuclear power plants and obviously main page of Obvious Winner. Mine blown.''
J'ai toutes sortes de problèmes existentiels
Comment sera mon domaine, mon château, ma Rolex présidentielle