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How to make sure you brush for at least two minutes

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REDFRO420
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go brush your teeth with an electric toothbrush in front of a digital clock.
Jan 23 2012 4:19PM
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Mike-O
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lol arbitration
Jan 23 2012 4:22PM
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bo0b
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The whole club lookin at her
Jan 23 2012 4:22PM
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BootySpunk.
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My toothbrush vibrates every 30 seconds and than stops for like 2seconds after 2minutes is up. Ballin' toothbrush no biggie.
Jan 23 2012 4:28PM
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stupendous-man
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she hit the floor, next thing you know
Jan 23 2012 4:31PM
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POW-WOW
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shawty got low
Jan 23 2012 4:33PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6102 - Karma: 7,626
low low low
Jan 23 2012 4:38PM
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REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
no haha like actually do it not just to wait for the 2 minutes to be up do it and youll see what im talking about trust me on this one has to be an electric toothbrush
Jan 23 2012 4:41PM
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Mike-O
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Just brush your teeth while browsing NS and you're sure to get at least 15 minutes of good ol' scrubbing in.
Jan 23 2012 4:43PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
do it while masturbating. i doubt you beat off for less than 2 minutes, and probably do it every night. it's a great way to stay on top of brushing your teeth, and semen makes a great mouthwash when you're finished.


too far?
Jan 23 2012 4:46PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
just right
Jan 23 2012 4:48PM
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Blurst
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Funny until the mouthwash comment, I usually use it for anal lube afterwards!

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Jan 23 2012 4:49PM
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Spinoza
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cmaaaan you dont need to brush for 2 minutes thats too long
Jan 23 2012 4:52PM
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Jibbidy
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You sir need a life Mr. Post-A-Lot

Jan 23 2012 5:07PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
So true. Average time on Mobile NS? 5 minutes. Average time shitting when on Mobile NS? 15. Or maybe 20 if I throw in a word or two with words with friends.
Jan 23 2012 5:10PM
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Mike-O
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No, you just need perspective.
Jan 23 2012 5:24PM
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Static
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two foot toothbrush sales would be through the roof
Jan 23 2012 5:29PM
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