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Pre-School kids might be smarter than everyone else.

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FerrisBueller
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Jan 22 2012 11:54PM
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Anathema
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uhhhh it can't be a bus. the wheels aren't even attached to frame..
Jan 22 2012 11:56PM
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Anathema
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the

fuck i wish ns had an edit option
Jan 22 2012 11:57PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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nah it's going right. That type of bus, the greyhound x95, was designed without doors specifically for racing. The drag was reduced by 34.36% allowing this type of bus to win 4 national championships as well as setting 3 international speed records.
Jan 22 2012 11:57PM
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livingcolor
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so because preschoolers know which side of their buss the door is on means their smarter than us?....................................................................................really?
Jan 22 2012 11:59PM
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Dwarftosser1
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This right here, I find it rather amusing that the preschoolers could not even point out the manufacturer of the bus.
Jan 23 2012 12:01AM
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FerrisBueller
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The title is sarcasm, the image is only for laughs.
Jan 23 2012 12:01AM
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.boz
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No no no...you're underthinking this
Jan 23 2012 12:05AM
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act.resist
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Theres no way of telling which part of the bus is the front or the back so you can't tell where the door is
Jan 23 2012 12:07AM
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timmi
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I'm smarter than a pre schooler because I don't have to take a fucking bus.
Jan 23 2012 12:10AM
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Squeenerd
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They are being told that this is a bus? The youth are being brainwashed. . . .
Jan 23 2012 12:10AM
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45.
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You might actually be dumber than a pre-schooler.
Jan 23 2012 12:12AM
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cobra_commander
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What if it is in reverse.
Jan 23 2012 12:12AM
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Casual.
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lol ever heard of reverse
Jan 23 2012 12:14AM
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Good_Deed
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Jan 23 2012 12:17AM
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act.resist
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No not really. I was thinking which side of the bus width wise so I was just mistaken
Jan 23 2012 12:17AM
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BieberHole69
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bahahaha is this serious?
Jan 23 2012 12:18AM
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act.resist
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SUCK MY DICK I GOT CONFUSED
Jan 23 2012 12:20AM
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[evan]
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Looks more like a van of sorts to me, therefore the test is invalid.
Jan 23 2012 12:23AM
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BieberHole69
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hahahah and are you sure this confusion is resolved?
Jan 23 2012 12:23AM
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Thick.Black.Gurl
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Only poor people take the bus, thus only poor people would know the answer. Lets see a pre schooler try and figure out the clutch/gas/and break on my porsche....
Jan 23 2012 12:27AM
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Trace.
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What are they teaching kids these days, a poster of that beauty was on my wall in preschool
Jan 23 2012 12:28AM
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act.resist
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Omg I think I herped my derp too hard and landed in herpderpenland I'll just leave now
Jan 23 2012 12:29AM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Here, i think this cures herps and derps
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nothing personal haha, it was just such a great opportunity.
Jan 23 2012 12:39AM
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act.resist
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You should photoshop a d onto the h and "prescribe" it to people that derp
Jan 23 2012 12:45AM
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Tree60
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Although preschoolers and kindergartners may not be as "smart" as up, they usually are far more advanced at creative thinking then us. there was a study done at some point (don't ask to quote it, I'm not going to find it) where they had people of all ages try to think of as many things as they could do with a paperclip as possible. While the adults and highschoolers found an average of about 20 uses, the younger ones could think of about 150. just something to think about, how our schooling is onjly having us think inside the box, and alot of the problems have only one solution.
Jan 23 2012 1:16AM
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Haellgren
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preNewschoolers?
Jan 23 2012 1:56AM
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Static
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Newdpreschoolers?
Jan 23 2012 4:52AM
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.Annydrew.
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the bus may be a british import, that means the door will be on the otherside, whos laughing now you little shits
Jan 23 2012 5:01AM
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Mike-O
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Fuck you, you uppity preschoolers. Come at me and my advanced intellect.

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Jan 23 2012 5:19AM
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Lé.Skiing
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doors on the wrong side... hahaha well unless your in a place where they drive on the left hand side of the road
Jan 23 2012 7:11AM
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Bateman
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i fucking lost so hard. i'd invest in those buses.
Jan 23 2012 7:11AM
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.ZT.
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lol
Jan 23 2012 7:14AM
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Mike-O
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Does the bus look like it gives a single fuck on which side it has doors on or which side of the road it drives on?

No. Because it doesn't. Get out the way, get out the way.

Like a buss.
Jan 23 2012 7:41AM
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Chompo.
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Herp
Jan 23 2012 8:46AM
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theabortionator
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holy win
Jan 23 2012 9:02AM
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Lé.Skiing
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lol
Jan 23 2012 9:08AM
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Good_Deed
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Jan 23 2012 9:12AM
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act.resist
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Mike-O happens to be from Finland
Jan 23 2012 10:33AM
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Mike-O
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And we drive on the right side just like you do, but that bus just don't give a fuck, there ain't even no Stop button, it's the last ride you'll ever embark upon.
Jan 23 2012 11:12AM
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Cufe.
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Is it the honey badger of buses?
Jan 23 2012 11:14AM
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Mike-O
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Just look at the form and design and the answer is obvious.

That bus will royally fuck up any preschooler's day, no matter which direction it's going in.
Jan 23 2012 11:16AM
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Doug.Dimmadome
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what you did there, i like it
Jan 23 2012 11:22AM
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act.resist
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owned again
Jan 23 2012 11:23AM
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danderson.
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Completely lost it.
Jan 23 2012 11:27AM
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fujarome
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what preschool has a bus?



And I know I'm smarter than a preschooler because I can use a computer, go into paint, and re-create the bus
Jan 23 2012 11:31AM
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Mike-O
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The bus is coming for you.
Jan 23 2012 11:49AM
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fujarome
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I've accepted my fate. I know there is no escape.
Jan 23 2012 11:51AM
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seward
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Jan 23 2012 12:36PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Jan 23 2012 12:46PM
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Willard
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burst out laughing in class
Jan 23 2012 12:49PM
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