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Tonic
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Jan 21 2012 10:55AM
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razors-chaz
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Skinflint is somebody who is tight fisted with money and grudges pay for anything, even necessaties and will cut corners for the sake of saving a penny here an there. Its a bit of It was reported by the daily mail so difficult to say whether that was the words used. You would maybe call them a miser
Dec 11 2013 8:32AM
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theBearJew
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its woman logic because I am told, women can never have enough shoes and they shop to damn much. I didn't wanna make it's own thread, so I posted it here.
Dec 11 2013 10:33AM
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yelsel
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that isnt woman logic, that's a generalization.

i know quite a few girls who hate going to the mall. me being one of them. however, one of my friends does own over 400+ pairs of shoes.
Dec 11 2013 11:20AM
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CaptainObvious.
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It's also a generalization that guys don't like shopping. Personally, I'd be jazzed to shop for hours.

But that's because:
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Dec 11 2013 11:24AM
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yelsel
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Exactly.

And yes, you are SO fabulous!
Dec 11 2013 11:27AM
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Jane6
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Lol isnt the more irrational person in this story the dude who fucking kills himself because his gf has a shopping addiction? Call me old fashioned but what happened to just break up with someone?
Dec 11 2013 11:32AM
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theBearJew
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Yea, I dont know. I just didn't want to make a thread. I guess this is the result.
Dec 11 2013 11:37AM
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Jane6
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Man logic
Dec 11 2013 11:42AM
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theBearJew
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Dec 11 2013 11:44AM
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Aaaron.
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my friends aunt owns $1.5 million dollars of purses. she keeps them in a walk in vault in one of her closets in their 15,000 sq ft house..

damn vegas construction magnates.
Dec 14 2013 5:57PM
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RonJeremiah
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Dec 14 2013 7:59PM
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Benson.
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Dec 14 2013 8:26PM
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shitpoop
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WTF IS THIS SHIT I DO NOT WANT A JENGA PUZZLE I WANT A GIRL
Dec 14 2013 10:10PM
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Rafiki
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NICE
Dec 14 2013 10:14PM
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shitpoop
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It says


Do you like me as a friend or significant other?


Sometimes as both
Dec 14 2013 10:39PM
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crieschl
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"Do you like me romantically or just as a friend?

Idk.. sometimes both, sometimes just friends"

...to be specific
Dec 15 2013 8:39PM
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Mr_Bump
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Whoever he is, high five from me bro

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Dec 16 2013 12:50PM
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razors-chaz
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The thought that ran through this guys head had to have been "welp, got dumped, fuck this bitch she can pay the bill for dinner". Most wouldnt have the moment of clarity to think about something like that whomever this man is; i tip my hat to you.
Dec 16 2013 3:57PM
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yelsel
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only a pussy would stick around after and pay the bill

fuck it, i wouldve ditched it too.
Dec 17 2013 8:47AM
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Benson.
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^ props to that guy, I definitely wouldn't have stuck around either. Then again, I don't have the cash to take my gf anywhere that could be considered "posh", so...
Dec 17 2013 8:58AM
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Itchyhead
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http://funnie.st/338916/women-logic/2/

50 womens logic images I saw thinked on facebook. Some of them have been posted before but others I haven't seen yet. Enjoy!

Dec 18 2013 1:42PM
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theblackrod
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woman in her natural habitat...
Dec 18 2013 1:59PM
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adzy
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threads
Dec 19 2013 2:03PM
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deleted5
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Heard this great conversation yesterday. Girl finds out boyfriend cheated on her and told the girl he loved her. Girl then says even though she cheated on him eight times over 2 years. His was worse, Because he told her he loved her, and hers was strictly sex all 8 times.
Dec 31 2013 4:37AM
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snowbabeee
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May I say that I recently tried "looking in the friend zone" and I found a great guy.
But oh, there's more.
I still got fucked over.

Just thought I'd put that in there.
Dec 31 2013 12:53PM
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Bateman
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you sortof have to elaborate a bit
Dec 31 2013 1:17PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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There's a Girl i met a while ago and used to flirt with a bit, but stopped talking to her and seeing her about a month ago.

She lives in a town about 2 hours from me, and me and a bro went to that town for the day.

me texting her

me "Hey i'm in Lexington for the day"
me "Ok well we're leaving in an hour, wanted to day hi."

I make an FB status, "had a great day in Lexington today"

girl "saw you were here today why didnt you hit me up?"
me "I did?"
girl "Oh yeah, i forgot to text you back"
me "ok, maybe i'll be back soon"
girl "why didnt you call?"
me "idk i just didnt want to bother you"
girl "well if you don't think im worth calling, maybe we shouldn't talk anymore."
me"..."


Dec 31 2013 4:31PM
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Jane6
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Hahahaha wow
Jan 1 2014 7:51AM
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PsychedelicMoose
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Jan 1 2014 10:43AM
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MLB
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I just got into bed from a long ass night shift when my girlfriend pops into the room to snuggle a bit. We then started talking about a documentary about how basicly all meat is evil, and that we should all live off the grid.

Sort of went like this

Girlfriend: So were going to become vegetarians now.
Me: Well you can, but I still like to eat meat, and will continue to do so.
Girlfriend: Well like you can eat healthy meat.
Me: What does that mean?
Girfriend: Like just not meat from a farm.
Me: Like hunting? Man I can do that for sure ( I'm a hunter and come from a small town). I would love to eat wild game.
Girlfriend: No.... You just don't understand. I just want to like live off te grid.
Me: Awesome, I would love to move back into the bush. We could get geothermal heating, solar panels....
Girlfriend: No like I want to stay in the city, but like you just don't understand.
Me: Your right.... I think I don't.
Girlfriend: Your such a fucking asshole, you don't care about anybody but your self. Your so closed minded. You think you know everything, but you don't.

Then she yells at me for 1 hour about how I need to be a better listener, and that I'm a fucking asshole. End up super tired for my next night shift, and I have no idea what I did wrong.

My mind is full of fuck.
Jan 2 2014 3:38AM
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.Hugo.
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Sorry, but your girlfriend is dumb as fuck
Jan 2 2014 8:34AM
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CliffyByro
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what even
Jan 2 2014 2:32PM
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mt.hemel
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I asked a girl in my English class if she would continue to date her boyfriend if he became a vegetable. Instead of giving an obvious yes or no, she said "well, it depends what type of vegetable"
Jan 3 2014 9:04PM
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stickski
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Cites one anecdote, thinks it's conclusive evidence, woman logic.
Jan 4 2014 12:39AM
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GayWolf420
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make ants-on-a-log out of her
Jan 4 2014 12:39AM
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*TURBONERD*
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I'm really tempted to make a joke about using it for your anus.
Jan 4 2014 12:45AM
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Sno.
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I looked in the friend zone and found a great guy.
But oh, there's more.
He's the best and I married him.

Just thought I'd put that in there.
Jan 4 2014 3:22PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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this thread is supposed to make us dislike women, not make us respect them. Divorce him.
Jan 4 2014 3:39PM
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Sno.
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Marries him for being carefree. Tells him to be more responsible.

#woman logic?
Jan 4 2014 3:45PM
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CliffyByro
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yeah you got it that time
Jan 4 2014 3:52PM
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GayWolf420
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congrats, your situation is a once in a blue moon ordeal. just thought'd it put that out there
Jan 4 2014 5:27PM
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mikeyp433
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there are some girls in my class that always talk about hot guys, decided to talk about Jennifer Lawrence with my friend today, she says " you cant talk about her around us, she makes us feel like we arent good enough" I say "Hold on, you can talk about hot guys, but we cant talk about Jennifer Lawrence? Girl: ...
*friend high-fives me*
Jan 6 2014 9:22PM
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Swaggermager
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You should show her this conversation in text after the fact if this is how it went down. Seeing this how it actually happened in text might make her realize how fucked that was
Jan 7 2014 1:11AM
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Prairie_jibber
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Best thread on ns
Jan 7 2014 11:42AM
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pat_in_the_hat
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so this just happened to me... i kinda feel bad

Apr 16 2014 1:34PM
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Lemuel
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http://thoughtcatalog.com/mena-coticelli/2014/04/6-things-men-will-literally-never-get/#wb0t60uWCevUP1TA.01

Girlz r dum. I couldn't help but laugh at all these because this shit is so irrational.
Apr 16 2014 10:38PM
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SFB
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Sweetumshttp://thoughtcatalog.com/mena-coticelli/2014/04/6-things-men-will-literally-never-get/#wb0t60uWCevUP1TA.01

Girlz r dum. I couldn't help but laugh at all these because this shit is so irrational.

i cringed so hard reading that article
Apr 16 2014 10:54PM
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.Hugo.
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Sweetumshttp://thoughtcatalog.com/mena-coticelli/2014/04/6-things-men-will-literally-never-get/#wb0t60uWCevUP1TA.01

Girlz r dum. I couldn't help but laugh at all these because this shit is so irrational.


Lol she is gonna die a lonely cunt
Apr 16 2014 11:09PM
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acualywasdolan
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MLBI just got into bed from a long ass night shift when my girlfriend pops into the room to snuggle a bit. We then started talking about a documentary about how basicly all meat is evil, and that we should all live off the grid.

Sort of went like this

Girlfriend: So were going to become vegetarians now.
Me: Well you can, but I still like to eat meat, and will continue to do so.
Girlfriend: Well like you can eat healthy meat.
Me: What does that mean?
Girfriend: Like just not meat from a farm.
Me: Like hunting? Man I can do that for sure ( I'm a hunter and come from a small town). I would love to eat wild game.
Girlfriend: No.... You just don't understand. I just want to like live off te grid.
Me: Awesome, I would love to move back into the bush. We could get geothermal heating, solar panels....
Girlfriend: No like I want to stay in the city, but like you just don't understand.
Me: Your right.... I think I don't.
Girlfriend: Your such a fucking asshole, you don't care about anybody but your self. Your so closed minded. You think you know everything, but you don't.

Then she yells at me for 1 hour about how I need to be a better listener, and that I'm a fucking asshole. End up super tired for my next night shift, and I have no idea what I did wrong.

My mind is full of fuck.


If you make babies with this girl theyre all gonna be dumb as fuck
Apr 16 2014 11:10PM
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Kooky_Lukey
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Sweetumshttp://thoughtcatalog.com/mena-coticelli/2014/04/6-things-men-will-literally-never-get/#wb0t60uWCevUP1TA.01

Girlz r dum. I couldn't help but laugh at all these because this shit is so irrational.


"It means fight for us, fucker."

Why the fucker?

I'm at such a loss of words over this article.
Apr 17 2014 1:20AM
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