I would swim up the Amazon with 45lb dumbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres's queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a nice sea food dinner with you over skype on a dial up internet connection. - .Emerson.
"Anyways, threads for eheath loses 30 pounds, removes the dick out of his ass, gets laid, orders weightwatchers, gets a degree from college that can be applied to a job, learns how to ski and douches. Until then, continue" -ECB
"I am an artist. My skis are my paintbrush and the mountains are my canvas" -Garrett Russell
Nothing ruins the moment quite like a chemical burn on your dick. -BigJew