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GayWolf420
Posts: 36685 - Karma: 110,607
You wake up one day, Theres a man at the door. He promptly proposes a deal to you. You have to choose either between skis and outerwear of your choice for life....or a goat tower.

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Jan 18 2012 2:47PM
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Hoppy
Posts: 685 - Karma: 95
Hmmmmm, would the goats be included with said tower?
Jan 18 2012 2:54PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36685 - Karma: 110,607
Yes.
Jan 18 2012 2:55PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
what about a goat ladder?
Jan 18 2012 2:55PM
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Capernicus
Posts: 382 - Karma: 218
Thank you for introducing me to goat towers.

I'll take the skis and outwear.
Jan 18 2012 2:58PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
I...I don't know...
Jan 18 2012 3:00PM
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Hoppy
Posts: 685 - Karma: 95
yeah, its too hard to call. On the one hand free skis and outerwear would be sick..........but a tower for goats, with actual goats inside, veeeeeery tempting
Jan 18 2012 3:34PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
How is that a hard choice
Jan 18 2012 3:36PM
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Bear_Grylls
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 300
only if their those hawaiin fainting goats.
Jan 18 2012 3:37PM
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iggs
Posts: 827 - Karma: 39
if that goat tower had a had rail for urban id take it in a heartbeat. but can other farm animals occupy it too cause im pretty passionate about alpacas

Jan 18 2012 3:37PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
yeah! goat all the way
Jan 18 2012 3:37PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
um this, watching goats faint never gets old
Jan 18 2012 3:57PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
will the goats be males or females?
Jan 18 2012 3:59PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
First I was like skis and outerwear, duh... and then I realized I can have this: Click for larger image
sooo yeah, I don't know...
Jan 18 2012 4:01PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
Jan 18 2012 4:02PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
I could have the goat as my outerwear, like this gentleman

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Jan 18 2012 4:04PM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
Jan 18 2012 4:04PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
you are fucking brilliant.
Jan 18 2012 4:09PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
I would accept the outwerwear, pick out all Jiberish and Saga.

Sell said Jiberish and Saga for 1 million dollars, then buy a goat house (castle) and get more outwerwear.
Jan 18 2012 4:11PM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
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Jan 18 2012 4:14PM
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so_gangk
Posts: 530 - Karma: 94
i will pick the goat tower but only if the goat inside looks like this and is agressive towards people i dont like

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Jan 19 2012 1:45AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Goat tower hands down
Jan 19 2012 1:46AM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70
i know someone who has a goat, that thing is a son of a bitch, all it does is ram into you and shit, ill take the skis
Jan 19 2012 1:54AM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
I choose you..! pink sock
Jan 19 2012 2:06AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
skis and outerwear. nice try Theron. I could have like 9 pears of skis and 4 full suits.
Jan 19 2012 7:13AM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
Skis + Gear. I'd be paranoid about a tower full of these scary goats!




Jan 19 2012 7:17AM
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HughSchralperson
Posts: 39 - Karma: 10
Pics or it didn't happen.
Jan 19 2012 7:34AM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
Hands down, I would pick the goats
Jan 19 2012 7:47AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
Heres the catch:

You dont know what kind of goat you get!

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I hear they do excellent back-rubs.
very sensual
Jan 19 2012 8:55AM
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harveydowns
Posts: 260 - Karma: 31
heres my plan.

choose skis and outerwear.

get way more stuff than youll ever need.

sell loads of it.

make profit.

buy goat tower AND goats with profit.

be forever happy.
Jan 19 2012 9:48AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
hahaha it should be obvious but for some reason i am attracted to these goat towers..




Jan 19 2012 9:59AM
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