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Douchey Ski Racers.

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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
Today I happened to be insulted by a douche ass ski racer. Not saying they're all douchey. here's the story one of my friend's friend happened to ski with me a bit today. he had just got done with a race, me being a carefree and usually humblish skier i am, just decide to have fun. Look like a gaper do 3's and crashing what i perceive as fun, well this kid has the audacity to tell me not only that me having fun, crashing and what not, was stupid, and not fun at all, but really gay. this got me really bummed and i just kinda hung my head then skied with some other friends after that. then i hung out with another friend later today. he was txtin this kid while we were playin cod, but my bud tells me that this kid was telling him how much i sucked. thats where i got the most concerned. i know people have different perceptions of fun but no need to be a douche about it. i am not a good skier at all, but i get down the runs ok. i don't need some kid skiing with me who has been ski racing for 12 years to state that i suck. it sucks already knowing you suck, and it sucks more when people decide to point it out....
has anyone else been the victim of getting bitched at for no reason?
if so state here

yah i'm being a bitch about it. that argument is over
please show some love ns

Jan 15 2012 11:10PM
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VD.
Posts: 4054 - Karma: 4,564
I don't get racing:

- Sliding on the ice round poles wearing spandex

i dunno just sounds kinda gay when you put it like that
Jan 20 2012 1:31PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
THIS.

There's obviously a place for worrying about technique but fuck it, skiing is about having fun. If you're having fun then you're already winning.

Sounds like this guy is jealous of the fact that you get to shred around and have fun all day. Relish in it, the fact that he can rip GS turns on his $1200 race skis means nothing.

So many kids get caught up in training and learning tricks and taking shit seriously, the best skiers I know are the ones having the most fun. If you're having fun, you will progress. Sounds like you should just avoid this asshole in future, and if he gives you shit again, say something back. Don't just let him put you down.
Jan 20 2012 2:00PM
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thenightman
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Jan 20 2012 2:13PM
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*jwill*
Posts: 218 - Karma: 21
same bro
Jan 20 2012 5:22PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602
im pretty much laughing the hardest i have all day. thanks for that.

also that was one of the dumbest things i have ever read
Jan 20 2012 8:46PM
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callmeteo
Posts: 367 - Karma: 321
I respect that.
Jan 20 2012 10:35PM
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Thadius.Castle
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 250
I can only wonder how fun homelife must be. Did your dad abuse you when you were a child?
Jan 20 2012 10:53PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
DO YOU GET THA ZERO G FEELING?

Jan 20 2012 10:54PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
this just isnt true im sorry....technique is one thing but idk about anyone else, but i generally find skiing to be funnest when im actually skiing good and using the right form and what not, which translates to me skiing better. I have a blast on the slopes but i just can't stand fools who think there the shit in the terrain park and suck outside of it.
Jan 20 2012 10:58PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
racers are dicks to park rats for 2 reasons

1. most good racers i know hate racing since they've been doing it forever and they're sick of it and they want to have fun skiing, so they take it out on the kids who do what they wish they could do

2. the average dumb steezed out park rat sucks at skiing and cannot for his life make a proper parallel turn without sticking his ankles together, covering his dick with his hands, and leaning back while locking his knees. this pisses off anyone who knows anything about skiing, especially racers who focus entirely on form and proper turns. that's not to say they get mad at gapers, since gapers acknowledge the fact that they suck at skiing, but loud obnoxious park kids who claim to love skiing are pretty invigorating when they don't know how to ski at all

it's really simple, i don't know why this is always debated
Jan 20 2012 11:00PM
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Iliveinutah
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 5,147
dont hate on racers i destroy all the kids i race against then go throe up some misty 7s in the park jamin to some calli p whatev if ya suck, ya suck people are bitchs
Jan 20 2012 11:05PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
Not all assholes are racers but all racers are assholes.
Jan 20 2012 11:36PM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5851 - Karma: 4,522
Lol wut?
Jan 21 2012 8:59AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
no, he made sure he learned how to ski instead of being a passive, slightly overweight father who does nothing about the fact that his son considers skiing to be all about smoking weed and dressing like a retard and standing in the park all day chirping kids slightly worse than him but never stepping up to hit anything except one rail at the end of the run in order to meet his dumb stoner friends and flail down a groomer to make it back to the lift to smoke more weed and stand a little more and then go in the lodge and stuff his face with fries and take pictures of it on his iphone
Jan 21 2012 9:08AM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
Posts: 951 - Karma: 119
if your having fun who cares!
Jan 21 2012 10:52AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Bah, screw you man.

You understand that some of us picked up skiing not at the youngest age, or lead by hand by someone teaching you the "basics"?

I ski how I ski, I develop my own way, fuck the "right" form, there isn't one in freeskiing.
Jan 21 2012 11:06AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Hahahah I think I love you. Perfect description of 90% of NS.
Jan 21 2012 1:03PM
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MJOHare
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happens to the best of us.
Jan 21 2012 1:07PM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
whatever bro....have fun looking like a clown going down the slopes...also enjoy skiing down terrain that is actually dificult with your "freeski" form
Jan 21 2012 3:28PM
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Mike-O
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I will, you can believe that.

Jan 21 2012 3:29PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
get good

Toss cork 9 blunt in front of him

Take out a blunt, smoke it and blow smoke in his face and say "Your move bitch"
Jan 21 2012 3:32PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
dude wtf is your problem. What are you trying to prove? Wow your dad taught you how to ski? My dad did too! He was a racer, he taught me how to race, i decided i wanted to dress like a "retard" (wonderful language by the way.) and he was totally cool with that. Just because I can make carved turns doesn't make me feel like some kid who gets high and fucks around on the slope is lower than me, or less entitled to a good time. Maybe your just jealous that people who are technically worse than you just have more fun. Whatever it is just chill out. Maybe you should of had a more passive dad, instead of one that shoved a stick up your ass.
Jan 21 2012 4:44PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
Posts: 909 - Karma: 42
LOL'd hard.

+K sir
Jan 21 2012 5:04PM
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scottishskier
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but in all seriousness fuck that guy. ski however the fuck you want to ski and have fun.
Jan 21 2012 5:17PM
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no_steeze
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my dad didn't teach me how to race, he taught me how to go touring at age 8 by duct taping skins on to the front of my skis and using trekkers

i didn't race until sophomore year of high school.

thomas's dad on the other hand, well he is an intense man
Jan 23 2012 9:17AM
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