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This ship is sideways

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timmi
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16558910

The captain should receive a stern punishment!
Jan 14 2012 7:03PM
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Ski_ThEast
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the boat fell over.
Jan 17 2012 8:25PM
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extravert
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you better make a boat pun or I will dock you some karma
Jan 17 2012 11:42PM
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Bragger224
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i'm a frayed knot
Jan 17 2012 11:51PM
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Anathema
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sad times.

somebody get me an anchorchief
Jan 17 2012 11:57PM
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Rafiki
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it was probably a woman piloting the boat
Jan 17 2012 11:58PM
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pelle_munch
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this hull ship-uation seams a bit fishy...
Jan 17 2012 11:59PM
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Logey.
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Poopdeck
Jan 18 2012 12:06AM
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[evan]
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omg this thread is funny
Jan 18 2012 12:10AM
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[evan]
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omg this thread is funny
Jan 18 2012 12:10AM
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Rafiki
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this shore is a salty shipuation.
Jan 18 2012 12:13AM
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fujarome
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I was actually on a cruise last week (fun to watch another cruise ship sink on the news while on a similar ship) and the dj up in the night club played this 1 night...


we went drunkenly insane. And by we, i mean the 10 of us under the age of 50 who were still awake past 2am.


But that italian captain, he certainly loves his port.
Jan 18 2012 12:19AM
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Powderhauser
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a wave of protests will arise when the captain sparr-ows against the court. he'll probably be de-moat-ed from tidal of captain to th rank of seaman
Jan 18 2012 12:26AM
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D3NZ3L
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hahahahha i lost
Jan 18 2012 12:45AM
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FUUUCK
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Jan 18 2012 12:55AM
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squibble
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The Italian cruise liner captain accused of abandoning his stricken vessel with hundreds of passengers still trapped on-board has claimed he left the ship only because he "tripped" and fell into a lifeboat while trying to help with the evacuation.

Read more: http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/world/Cruise+wreck+rescue+halted+captain+under+house+arrest/6012493/story.html#ixzz1jsaMs7Q3
Jan 19 2012 12:34AM
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Shireshredder
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First Officer: 'Captain, do you even know where are you going?"
Captain: "Off Course"
Jan 21 2012 6:13PM
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timmi
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It has been said that the captain crashed because he was trying to impress another captain who lived on shore. That's what he gets for showboating.
Jan 22 2012 11:04PM
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saskskierftw
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So many good lulz were had.
Jan 22 2012 11:06PM
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Powderhauser
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+k to you good sailor..
Jan 23 2012 12:01AM
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timmi
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If you're going to post in this thread you should come up with a pun first mate.
Jan 23 2012 12:05AM
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Jan 24 2012 11:32PM
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little1337
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one person said he porpoisely went to shore, but we'll just sea about that.

This is one Whale of a problem.

we'll mow this over?

This guy wasn't too sharp?


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Feb 5 2012 7:56AM
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