so im at stop and shop picking up a few things for my mom, and i pay and start walking out to the parking lot. theres a bunch of people standing around watching as this black chick is getting completely tackled by a stop and shop guy in the middle of the parking lot. chick goes down hard. her jacket and hat and purse go flying, and shes trying to get back up and the guy is trying to hold her down. at first i was thinking this guy might be mugging her, cause shit was getting violent. i asked a woman who was watching what was going on, and she told me that the black chick just tried to walk out without paying, and she pointed to the lady's cart which was full of beer and paper towels. but im not kidding, the guy who was trying to stop her fucking decked this chick like 3 times, one time he basically picked her up and threw her into the bumper of a parked car. it was pretty aggressive, especially since this guy was like 60. but then the shop lifter starts running across the parking lot towards the bushes and the stop and shop people start running after her. i obviously want to see the end of this, so i run to my car and peel the fuck out to chase after this chick since the road home for me is right on the other side of the bushes where shes heading. so i get to the road on the other side of hte bushes, and the black lady is walking down the middle of the road and all the traffic is driving around her cause they dont know why shes walking in the middle of the road. but im like FUCK NO BITCH YOURE NOT GETTING AWAY and i start accelerating right at her. my plan was to hit her with the bumper, get out and pin her down till an authority figure caught up. i was probably 30 yards away from her, going maybe 30 mph and still accelerating when the stop and shop people come running out into the road in front of me. so i had to swerve out the way to not hit them, which pissed me off cause it meant i couldnt hit the black bitch. which i was really looking forward to. i knew exactly what i was going to say, "WELCOME TO AMERICA BITCH! YOU GOTTA PAY YOURE WAY HERE, NOT STEAL IT!" anyways the stop and shop people go and restrain her in the middle of the road and pull her off to the side, and at that point i saw police lights coming around the corner down the street. i drive down to the next intersection and make a u-turn to watch her get arrested, and at that point she stopped resisting cause there was like 4-5 cop cars around her. my heart is still pounding, i was so stoked to run her over, too bad i didnt get to but it was still exciting to watch.
sparknotes: watch a black bitch getting tackled outside of stop and shop for shoplifting, she starts running, i try to hit her with my car for an epic citizens arrest, stop and shop people get in the way, she got arrested anyways.
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