Ladder 49, guaranteed every time. Both funerals, and especially when Jack and the other guy get the award for saving the girl on Christmas.
"Americans play real sports, we dont try to be the best at exercising."
-Duane Pruuel about soccer.
Kill as many whitetailed deer as you can, they prance around like they're the fucking shit. -Kasper**
Dying is an inherent risk of living. It's best for everyone to come to terms with that before strapping in....or crossing the street.