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What to do while waiting at hospital ?

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A.Random.Dude
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Jan 10 2012 11:43AM
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DayMan
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fap
Jan 10 2012 11:45AM
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cornholio
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jerk off
Jan 10 2012 11:45AM
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skijunkiedtm
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eye contact, mouth to people "he's coming"
Jan 10 2012 11:46AM
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john.stossel
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sneak into the pharmacy and grab some dilaudid.
Jan 10 2012 11:47AM
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ImNotARacist
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Touch everything, then rub your hands all over you face, focusing mostly on the eyes.
Jan 10 2012 11:47AM
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feihlination
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1. start a wheelchair race and by that eventually hourly series of races in said hospital
2. manipulate wheelchair races by drugging your favoured participant with the obviously available medication
3. bet on aforementioned manipulated wheelchair races
4. ?????
5. profit


its so obvious its not even funny
Jan 10 2012 11:48AM
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tommyp1ckles
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yell "code blue"
Jan 10 2012 11:49AM
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DayMan
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bahahahaha this this this this
Jan 10 2012 11:54AM
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CliffyByro
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run around shouting and screaming.

pretend you have tourettes.

masturbate as inconspicuously as possible while maintaining perfect eye contact with others.

pretend you have a highly infectious disease.

make farting sounds and blame it on others.

play a ghetto blaster extremely loudly.

drop a marble on the floor and crawl around looking for it, pretending it's your glass eyeball.

smoke weed.

get drunk.

play twister.

fap.

or just do what feilination (sp) said.
Jan 10 2012 11:58AM
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midwestpowhunter
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If it is to be seen go up to the window and say u are having trouble breathing equals no waiting. If on someone else find cool shit to steal. Containers to piss in come in handy for road trips/ pranks such as steal a gown put it on fill ur piss container w apple juice and walk around drinking it in a gown. Get in a bed and pretend to be a patient. Hit on hit nurses. Go prank on baby delivery people. Close to the glass super sad and tell people the little Afro baby u thought was urs until it popped out and ur 14 year old trash methhead gf was cheating on u with a black guy. Either way troll hard.
Jan 10 2012 12:03PM
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feihlination
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hospital_emergency_codes#Code_Blue

you could probably call any colour afterwards

the "doctor code" thingy could also offer some possibilities. even if its not used, most people will wonder what doctor S. pirate means
Jan 10 2012 12:12PM
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Anathema
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play a game called "guess what that guy has"
Jan 10 2012 12:19PM
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A.Random.Dude
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If I was with someone, i could have done that, but im alone...
Jan 10 2012 12:27PM
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CheddarJack
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Hahaha that sounds fun if I'm ever in a hospital with a friend again. Hopefully not though haha
Jan 10 2012 1:18PM
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Toasty.
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hospital food
Jan 10 2012 1:20PM
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northeast
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sexually assault a nurse
Jan 10 2012 1:23PM
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LS.
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destroy the baked potato bar at the cafeteria
Jan 10 2012 1:40PM
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Anathema
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no way i play that game alone. i even take out a pen and paper and start jotting down notes on the apparent signs the patient has. then i go home and research it. of course, i'll never know whether i was right or wrong, but it's still fun to play detective when it comes to peoples' health.

i saw this dude squirming around one day, he couldnt sit still and was always leaning to the side of his chair, kept hitting the washroom. guarantee that guy was suffering from a bad case of hemorrhoids or something.
Jan 10 2012 1:47PM
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DaveM
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Buy a chocolate muffin and eat it in front of the fattest person in the room.
Jan 10 2012 1:57PM
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blah..
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fuck a nurse..

Jan 10 2012 2:56PM
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