Tragically Hip! Nnew Orleans is Sinking Live... KILLER WHALE TANK!!!
I had a job before this...I had a job before this...ultimetley it was that job that led me into this..I worked at an aquarium, an aquarium with lots of money so it was huge! I was a clean and scrub man; we called each other in the c&s union. I scrubbed the inside of the Killer Whale Tank. And after a while the boys in the c & s, the clean and scrub, we just made it sorta one word. The killerwhaletank. The killerwhaletank unh, the killerwhale tank unh. I'm goin into the killerwhaletank unhh. I got along with these two big beasts so well it was like they knew me. They looked at me with thier hundred year old eyes and it was like the knew me. I'd put on my scuba gear my mask, my regulator and I'd fall into the tank with nary a sound, maybe a 'ffft', and then I was underwater. Sometimes I'd jump out, right in front of the window. When people are expecting a killer whale and they see a human they get spooked! Spooked. Well anyways I'd do that. But I was in the water this particular day, unbeknowst to me, Shamu, and Bartholomew, their relationship had gone stale. Seems I was going in there so much, and I was looking so good, Shamu took a shining to me. And their so smart those things ya know. They've got all these human emotions. Love, lust, GREED, hundred year old eye jealousy! Bartholomew...was livid! Unbeknowst to me, I can't hear a God damn thing underwater! He came up, he was bumping against me alot. That stale, killer whale, bumping up against someone so pale and frail. How was I supposed to know the killer whale relationship had gone stale. Welllll......He brushes up to me a couple times, his skin's like sandpaper. I say, 'Hey man, Nartholomew, what's up? What's goin on big fella? What is it? I don't want to steal your mommy and I sure don't want to take the place of your daddy. I only wanna be your friend.' And he circled around I thought we were all patched up and I was scrubbing and he took my, he came and he, he came and he, he ripped, he ripped my left arm off. I mean, killer whales their beasts of the deep, their quite docil and friendly in captivity but somewhere along the line, thousands of years of breeding just snapped and he took my left arm off man. He took my left arm, my fucking left arm. 'What is it Bartholomew?' I asked him in a laguage he could understand as I came back...Gord makes sounds like a killer whale
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