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Constipation. HELP!! Im going to die!!
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Seriously. Ive had my right ACL reconstructed and the anasthetic ive been given has SERIOUSLY fucked my digestive system. Ive have not had so much of a sniff of a shit in 5 DAM DAYS. Ive been eating loads and im in pain!!
Google and ASK.com are SHIT!!!!!
Does anyone have any fixes??
Ive taken some strong liquid laxtive about 4 hours ago and its done fuck all.
A friend has suggested squirting water in my ass, if the pain gets anyworse i might consider it! Will this work? Anyelse have any other suggestions???
PLEASE TYPE FAST!!!!
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HAH....my new sig...
'it isn't really even that bad, the whole sticking something in your ass. you cant really feel it.' - Alpentalik
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ok, this is the second page on the topic of your constipation. It's really thime to stop talking about it. Old people go weeks without shitting. wanna see pain? go to a nursing home.
it's time for this thread to die, especially because of the content of conversation. unoriginal (alpentalik took the creativity points for this topic already), crude and overall mind - numbing garbage.
hope you feel better.
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Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?
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^yeah sure, i agree. but i havent posted in it for ages. And at the time i thought i was going to explode so for me it was the most important thread going.
But your right, this thread must die.
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ski pimp. you do realize that by posting in it you are only making it go right back to the top, dont you?
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do it like an accountant...work it out with a pencil
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...fuckin send it
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You should try to shit soon or you could die. When John Wayne died,he had between 65-70lbs of shit in his colon.
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david h
look i did it again.
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i stick things up my ass for pleasure
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supositories man, my mom is a nurse and she uses them with her patients and I have some liying around in the washroom
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