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200 million year old giant foot print

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Runnie_D
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Jan 9 2012 12:27AM
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CrotchKiller
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Theres a squatch in these woods
Jan 9 2012 12:30AM
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BrewskiJr
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I bet some African thousands of years ago was just really high and thought it would be cool to chizzle a foot into the rock
Jan 9 2012 12:31AM
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shr@gler
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this changes everything!
Jan 9 2012 12:32AM
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.Jacob
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it'd be a pain in the ass trying to find proper fitting ski boots.
Jan 9 2012 12:33AM
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terrible_skier
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that shit cray
Jan 9 2012 12:48AM
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B-runge
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what a fucking joke
i would normally get stoked on this but, there is no way that anything could make a footprint in a piece of granite, even a giant from 200 million years ago
Jan 9 2012 12:52AM
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theabortionator
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Jesus says bullshit
Jan 9 2012 12:53AM
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Anathema
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why is he so out of breath
Jan 9 2012 12:54AM
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Njens.
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wuuuuuuut
Jan 9 2012 12:57AM
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DW.
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full tilts
Jan 9 2012 1:00AM
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GayWolf420
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Jan 9 2012 1:06AM
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I.B
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Dudes fat
Jan 9 2012 1:16AM
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Runnie_D
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It's a dec website most of the shit on there is annoying but they have some sweet videos on there sometimes.
Jan 9 2012 1:21AM
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240sxKid
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1.Lava flows
2. Giant thinks "OOG OOG HOT RED STUFF LETS EAT"
3. Steps in lava
4. Dies
5. Rock breaks apart and moves gradually.
Jan 9 2012 1:24AM
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TheStamos
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First of all , Granite is an intrusive Igneous rock therefor it was HOT at the time of formation and cooled slowly UNDERGROUND before it was exposed by erosion of top soil etc. Too me , it looks as if it was caused by water action, swirling gravel and sand , at s ome point in history when there was water running over it. But fuck if i know where he is.
Jan 9 2012 1:28AM
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corona
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HA!

He lost me at granite. Nothing CAN make a footprint in granite. It's a mo'fuckin igneous rock. Its origin is magma, it cools from red hot liquid rock, it would be impossible for any living creature to leave an impression in it. jokes.
Jan 9 2012 1:33AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Poppin that collar
Jan 9 2012 1:45AM
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Orrin
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Jan 9 2012 8:53AM
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CliffyByro
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Jan 9 2012 9:00AM
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I_Am_Mod
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most plausible explanation ....

you don't just make a footprint in granite, granite is an igneous rock, fossils and fossil footprints only occur in sedimentary rock (occasionally low metamorphic as well) ...


Jan 9 2012 9:15AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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why would there be a perfect footprint on a wall?
Jan 9 2012 9:19AM
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Huck_Norris
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IT'S THAT DAMN SAMSQUAMCH AGAIN!
Jan 9 2012 9:28AM
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exile_ch
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You do understand this "wall" wasn't a wall millions years ago, do you?

Please, please pleeeeeaaase tell me you studied a little bit of geology at school. I don't want to loose hope in humanity.

Having said that, I am more than doubtful of the veracity of this "footprint" .
Jan 9 2012 11:13AM
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I_Am_Mod
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you do understand this rock is granite do you? and that granite is an igneous rock and fossils or fossilized tracks don't exist in igneous rocks ?

Please tell me you studied a little bit of geology at school. I don't want to lose hope in humanity.

Having said that i am sure this footprint is a fraud...

Jan 9 2012 11:30AM
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theBearJew
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Jan 9 2012 11:31AM
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eldridge
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10/10
Jan 9 2012 11:33AM
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theBearJew
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I lol'd when he said "this should be drawing 200,000 people to visit South Africa."
Jan 9 2012 11:37AM
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Huck_Norris
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Please tell me you have at least a rudimentary understanding of mathematics. 

I'd hate to lose all faith in humanity over this...

That said I'm positive it's not a "fake" as in it's actually there, but a bunch of retards who don't understand what makes fossils, where they happen or the like that are clearly striving to get fat stupid white people to give them their money to see odd things that might seem like they are something special, which they aren't.  Nothing new about that really.   

Jan 9 2012 11:49AM
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Steeze_Minister
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Skyrim was based off of facts
Jan 9 2012 11:50AM
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GBS
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Yep, definately gods footprint there.
Jan 9 2012 12:05PM
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northeast
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threads for when i get home.
Jan 9 2012 1:36PM
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howlongcanausern
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nah it's samsquantch
Jan 9 2012 1:37PM
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I_Am_Mod
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samsquatch might be the exception .....
Jan 9 2012 1:39PM
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yellav
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You do understand granite cools underground so there is no way that is a footprint, do you?

Please, please pleeeeeaaase tell me you studied a little bit of geology at school. I don't want to LOOSE hope in humanity.

Jan 9 2012 1:41PM
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k-fred
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and he probably just fapped by seeing this footprint.
Jan 9 2012 1:48PM
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jeR.
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granite is most stable at surface temp. no way something could make a footprint in it.
Jan 9 2012 1:50PM
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cool_name
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agreed, i think are generation should solely devote are time to confusing the fuck out of historians 500 years. imagine all the crazy shit we could do like bury a plane filled with apes on the top of mt.Everest imagining try to figure out how that happened in 500 years
Jan 9 2012 2:51PM
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CrotchKiller
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bubbles?
Jan 9 2012 3:09PM
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I_Am_Mod
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hahaha, oh god, how did i not recognize that one ?!
i feel dumb now :(
Jan 9 2012 3:29PM
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CrotchKiller
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haha watching that show is probably making you stupid. Happens to all of us
Jan 9 2012 3:34PM
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FerrisBueller
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THIS OMG
Jan 9 2012 3:35PM
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theBearJew
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I do. I just dont understand why anyone would want to travel to South Africa for the sole purpose of seeing that. I can see 200,000 people going to South Africa for other reasons. But not simply for a large foot shaped crater.
Jan 9 2012 3:39PM
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Huck_Norris
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Jokes.  Get them. 

Jan 9 2012 3:43PM
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theBearJew
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No they are way too overpriced. Wal-mart doesnt sell jokes.
Jan 9 2012 3:47PM
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GORILLA.
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yeah this.
Jan 9 2012 3:47PM
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Huck_Norris
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You might be surprised, I saw some really nice name brand jokes at Marshalls last week.  Easily $125 worth of lolz for like $29.95. 
Jan 9 2012 4:01PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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1. Maybe its not granite.

2. After research this foot print was actually made around 9 mya.

3. This guy is a dumbass.

4. It was made by a woman.

5. If scaled, this person would be over 30 feet tall.

6. There are plenty of remains of "giants" found all over the world.
Jan 9 2012 5:01PM
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B-runge
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legit post

and there is evidence of a race of giants all over the world, look it up...
Jan 9 2012 5:21PM
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Sitch.
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hahah this
Jan 9 2012 5:24PM
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