As compiled by fellow GRT's.
ADD YOUR OWN NAOW.
Rule 1: Be aware of your surroundings.
Rule 2: Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.
Rule 3: Always have an escape plan
Rule 4: Always have a backup plan.
Rule 5: Never get caught.
Rule 6: Keep your mouth shut.
Rule 7: KISS: Keep it simple, stupid.
Rule 8: Simple and light equals freedom, agility and mobility.
Rule 9: Prepare, execute and vanish.
Rule 10: You don’t have to like it-you just have to do it.
Rule 11: Always invest in good quality stuff.
Rule 12: Trust your gut.
and all though it isn't on the OG list, Rule 51 is probably the best:
The Goruck Rule-Under promise and over deliver.
(for full revised list. click link. http://mnmal.org/rules
When I was in 9th Grade I fought the toughest kid in school, and lost badly. I knew I’d lose, he knew I’d lose, the whole school knew I’d lose — But I fought that motherfucker anyway.
That’s about all you really need to know about me.