Learn how to ski: get out of the back seat.
Wear your boots how they're supposed to be worn, they probably won't feel like the Nike Dunks that mommy bought for you.
"Americans play real sports, we dont try to be the best at exercising."
-Duane Pruuel about soccer.
Kill as many whitetailed deer as you can, they prance around like they're the fucking shit. -Kasper**
Dying is an inherent risk of living. It's best for everyone to come to terms with that before strapping in....or crossing the street.