"Why are girls pretty? Why do kids start at different reading levels? Why does it burn when I piss? Why do I get completely naked every time I shit? Why do i steal my brothers fleshlight on Thursdays? there are just some questions you don't ask."
Now I sit here broken hearted, tried to NS and only farted. Later on I took a chance, tried to post and shit my pants.
why do all singers try to be sexy even if they arent? cant there be ugly people who just happen to be talented?
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST STUPID, MOST NARROW-MINDED PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN, NOT ONLY ARE YOU A COMPLETE JACKASS FUCKING IDIOT, YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR WHAT YOU JUST WROTE, I SWEAR IF YOU WERE IN FRONT OF MY RIGHT NOW I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE THEN BEAT YOU WITH AN ALUMINUM BAT, AND SHOVE MY TENNIS RAQUET UP YOUR TIGHT ASSHOLE BECAUSE OF HOW IGNORANT YOU ARE"