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If you had a clone

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404404
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and had sex with it would it be masterbation or insest?
Sep 12 2004 9:34PM
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kmo19
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....yes
but eww, like dude why?
Sep 12 2004 9:40PM
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davidh
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masturbation all the way
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Sep 12 2004 9:43PM
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asac
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dude i'd make my clone fucking give me head everyday. its only masturbation.





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Sep 12 2004 9:46PM
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SmoKinSkier
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May God(assuming he exists) have mercy on your soul!(assuming you have one)




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Sep 13 2004 12:23AM
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ski_Crystal
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it wouldn't be masturbation cuz your not doing it to yourself, just a person who happens to share your DNA. its totaly incest
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Sep 13 2004 12:27AM
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RandomHero21
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Asac...you're a sicko.


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Sep 13 2004 12:52AM
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hucksterjibber15
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i would fight my clone, and we would fight forever, untill one of us cheated, but we would both cheat at the same time, so it would be fucked up
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Sep 13 2004 6:52AM
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wizzywb
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incest because even though they have the same DNA as you its still not yourself and if you were like giving your clone a blowjob you wouldnt be able to feel it...
Sep 13 2004 7:55AM
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Bangor
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ummmm, i'm staying out of this..... conflict of interest........ not that i've ever done that with my clone, but..........
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Sep 13 2004 8:36AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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i think a clone vs clone fight would be kickass... the evil one always wins though
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Sep 13 2004 8:49AM
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flexmacman
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I don't know the anser to your question ,but...
my clone would be extremely handsome.
Sep 13 2004 8:56AM
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stixonmtholly
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My clone would be too busy at work earning me and my wife money so I could stay home and have sex with her.


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Sep 13 2004 9:59AM
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proZach
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haha.



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Sep 13 2004 1:07PM
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aggro_sk8
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well, if any of you have an identical twin, you know that it's incest. gay incest. youre still gay, and youre still a brother fucker. no diff btwn a clone and an identical twin
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Sep 13 2004 1:13PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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i say both incest and masturbation...but that's just wrong, you're a sick fuck for thinking up this thread
Sep 13 2004 2:02PM
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kds
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it wouldnt be either, it would be considered GAY





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Sep 13 2004 2:07PM
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T.L.
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get a job


sleeping disorders are so trendy!
Sep 13 2004 2:16PM
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skiierman
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Another thread probing deep into our minds, or as in Misty7's case, his twin brother...



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 13 2004 2:22PM
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danbrown
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if i had a clone i would have rap battles with it, and if he ever tried to pull any gay shit i would ask him if he wanted to get shanked, and then cut him

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Sep 13 2004 4:40PM
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proZach
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are you on every drug imaginable right now. but yea, id do that too. exactly as you said.



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Sep 13 2004 4:47PM
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404404
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Ok think about it, you clone is 100% you, no one else. Its identical in eveyway that mole on you ass well he has one also. And im not talking about ass rapeing but masterbation. I guess abother one would be if you where a siamess twin and wacked off would that be incest or masterbation?
Sep 13 2004 4:59PM
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twix_182
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depends on whic hperson has control of the hand.


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Sep 13 2004 5:12PM
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ECfreeski3
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' if i had a clone i would have rap battles with it, and if he ever tried to pull any gay shit i would ask him if he wanted to get shanked, and then cut him'
hahah oh wow.
also, props to the maker of this brilliant thread
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Sep 13 2004 5:19PM
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DynastarriderGP
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If I had a clone I wouldn't go to school, my clone would, I would ski all day.
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Sep 13 2004 5:19PM
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bibs_skibum
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its niether masterbation or insest...its just clone fucking. and i would totally make him smoke my hog
Sep 13 2004 5:46PM
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404404
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^ haha nice
Sep 13 2004 5:51PM
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TheStamos
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haha holly shit. ^^... i would make him go to school and shit while i worked in tahoe and skied everyday. He can get his own tail and i can get my own aswell. If his is hoter than mine i get to hit it..





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Sep 13 2004 6:14PM
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Lé.Skiing
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^^ haha wicked it'd be awsome to have a clon.. man i'd have 2 clones make one go to work for me and another one to go to school for me and then when i have no use for him i'll kill him




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Sep 13 2004 6:24PM
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nca777
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If I had a clone I'd grow it under an HPS and feed it only nitrogen, phosphorous, and potassium (mcronutrients too).





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Sep 13 2004 6:53PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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if i had a clone i would fight it...then when i kill him ill get his powers and become super powerful...just like the movie 'the one'


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'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
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Sep 13 2004 7:32PM
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mark_skis
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if your a guy, then your clone would be a guy. i wouldnt actually want to make love to myself anyways


remember alf? well he's back! in pog form.
Sep 13 2004 7:43PM
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proZach
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hed be exactly the same, so youd do the same thing every time.



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Sep 13 2004 8:21PM
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skiierman
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mark_skis, you make love to yourself pratically every night, so whats the difference?



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 13 2004 8:22PM
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IrishDrink87
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first off, i would have sex with my clone like, multiple times a day. Then I would fulfill all of my sexual fantasies with my clone...AFTER she went to school for me, did all my hw, went to work for me, and cleaned my laundry. I would eat dinner with myself every night, and I would have hot sexy pillow fights with my clone while wearing cowboy getups.



























Its masturbation. Hands down.



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Sep 13 2004 8:30PM
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404404
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^ you made mme get a hard on, thanks. Anyways keep it real, we arent talking about gaining powers and shit im talking about masterbation or insect. Keep it real non of this sci fi shit
Sep 13 2004 9:00PM
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TheStamos
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irish drink, if i wear a mask that look like your face can i be your clone? i dont live to far away remember.





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Sep 13 2004 10:53PM
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IrishDrink87
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bahahaha, wonderful. and you guys dont even know all my fantasies!!!!!!!!!!! yesssss, oh and im not saying them, haha



'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
Sep 14 2004 12:54AM
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skiierman
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^ I onced cared, as a horny kid who trys to get excitement off people on the internet, but now I really dont care.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 14 2004 5:57AM
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IrishDrink87
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awesome for sharing. but its funny that that was a stupid post



'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

BUM LOVING FOR LIFE!

'If i was a slutty white chick id rather have a 14 inch beast in my twat than a 6 inch white man cock' -Lateralis
Sep 14 2004 2:49PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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misty7 i dont get any powers off of killing my clone? damnit


dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
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'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz
Sep 14 2004 5:33PM
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Lé.Skiing
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yah i dont think id have sex with my clone... its totally gay incest... although if they could change the chromosones to y(or X which ever is the girl one) then i would deffineately do it.. and, im starting to think if its incest if it was born out of your mom or if the put it in some other chick because, incest means if chicks are realted to you like cousens and stuff, or by marrage... althoug i just seen on the news liek a month ago that people marry their cousins and acctuiolly have kids and shit... it was crazy because it said that 20% of marrages world wide were couzin marrages.




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Sep 14 2004 5:59PM
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skiierman
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Irishdrink87, thanks for being smart enough to know that that post was very much filled with sarcasm.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 15 2004 4:58PM
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nothanks
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he didnt make that up it was from a comedy routine



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Sep 15 2004 5:53PM
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404404
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yea you cant control you clone, he would be as lazy and horny as you
Sep 15 2004 6:33PM
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KillerMonkey
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says who, my clone would be my bitch and id make him do everything.
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Sep 15 2004 8:13PM
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skiierman
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^ How would you do that? If it is your clone it would know everything you would try to do, not to mention it would have the same strength as you. Except the clone would have a disturbing thirst for blood.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Sep 15 2004 8:24PM
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