... and i hate to do another contest sway thing. i originally wasnt going to do this, but this is for a good friend of mine who wants to help out her boyfriend. vote game of the week: boys soccer, sandalvote vs. fletcher! as always +k!
"Anyways, threads for eheath loses 30 pounds, removes the dick out of his ass, gets laid, orders weightwatchers, gets a degree from college that can be applied to a job, learns how to ski and douches. Until then, continue" -ECB
"I am an artist. My skis are my paintbrush and the mountains are my canvas" -Garrett Russell
Nothing ruins the moment quite like a chemical burn on your dick. -BigJew
i once farted and a little bit of poo came out- jibbathehutt
▲ ▲ < i meant for it to be that way
RIP Tanner Olson
RIP Will Schooler
"I lost my virginity at cheerleeding camp. He just walked into my tent. Boom... alien invasion."
What is with these children and their hingerboppin shenanigans you know. Im trying to practice my balance on the orange oval trails when some flaming' kid with his double curved feet swords comes flyin' by me at 5000 cm/sec backwards. Next thing i know he's doing a whirly boop backward full flip kamikaze grab
1) Never fry bacon when you're naked.
2) Always keep at least one foot on the floor when it comes to eating dinner,drinking tequila or playing cards.
3)never EVER under any circumstances eat the yellow snow. www.rimeknits.com