Me: Hey babe wanna searchbar sometime?
Gets the girls on my dick every time
im like a rubiks cube... the more you play with me the harder i get!
Hey nice legs, what time do they open?
woah how did you find your way so quickly?
my way where?
the way to my heart..
i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?
Nice to meet you, why aren't you sucking my cock.
wanna play pearl harbor, i lie on the ground and you blow the shit out of me
"Do you work at Subway? Yah Because you give me a footlong!"
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac..
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
Are you from Ireland? because when i look at you my penis is dublin
uy goes and sits down beside chick in class
girl: um hi
guy: Hey is it cool if i sit here?
girl: sure I guess..
guy: ok sweet, whats your name?
they chat for a bit, random bs
girl randomly says: just so you know I have a boyfriend
guy: Im wearing a purple shirt
girl: uh what? laughs awkwardly..
guy: Oh sorry! I thought for a second there we were talking about things that don't matter!
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