A gaper is a skiier or snowboarder who is
completely clueless. Usually distiungished by their bright colored
clothes and a gaper gap, the gap between goggles and a helment/hat.
Gapers also do the "Gaper Tuck" which is an attempt at being a ski racer
by tucking, however, it is done incorrectly with the poles sticking
straight up like thunderbolts and lighting, very very frightning! Gapers
also sit at the bottom of jumps and try and go big off table tops in
1. My eyes are burning from that gapers bright colored clothes.
2. I fell off the chair laughing at that gaper tuck.
3. Did you just see that gaper getting landed on because he was sitting like a dumbass at the landing of a jump.
look it up bro
I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except in New York City, where it is known as winter. ~Michael Ventre, L.A. Daily News