My night started off pretty good, just pre-drinking with a few of my pals, then went to our other friends party and had a good time until 3/4ish when he wanted us too leave.
Then we were walking home and this nutty man started getting lippy to all my friends, hit my of my girl buddys and then got me by the neck and fucking licked me, he had no teeth and was crazy rugby dude, so everyone kind of digged him as this girl was crying and I threw a can of cider at his face and took some kind of punch haha(seemed like the best thing to do at the time),
We went separate ways and my friend was being sick so he got in a trolley with a blanket, I pushed him half a mile or so in this trolley until he went down a curb and fell completely out, it then took us another hour to walk a mile as our feet hurt so much, then we went to our local BP station and I got 2 pork pies and a Cadburys bar of chocolate, then went home and slept till midday today.
Henrik Harlaut AKA Bloody Dollarz! You Heard! Bloody. Dollarz!
Holla at yo boy! Holla at me! Yeahhhhhhhhh!
RIP CR Johnson & Shane McConkey!