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Awesome story of stolen skis

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ARMADAR7
Posts: 401 - Karma: 36
So today I was at smugglers notch and had to wait a little after four because I couldn't get a ride untile after that. I put my skis down in separate places so they wouldent get stolen. After four everyone leaves because thats when it closes. I came outside an my skisI are missing they are armada ar7s and they are like my children. So like any parent I freaked out when running down the road at full speed (in ski boots) with ski poles in hand ready to kill whoever had my babies. Their was no one in site. I went to ski patrol and told them what happened. They told me to go to the security office wich is in the resort near by. So I drive down there hoping to see the shithead who stole my skis and again nothing. So I drive into the village and start walking towards the office when I see a pair of ar7s so again I take off running jump over a little stone wall (still in ski boots) and their they are just sitting on a ski rack. I have never been more relieved in my whole life. So too the little piece of shit who stole my skis I say ha and fuck you you will now never get to use the greatest pair of skis on this earth (my opinion don't make a big thing out of that) and if it was you say so on this thread and you will regain some shred of credibility plus I really want to hear you're story. Share any other stolen ski threads here as well
Dec 30 2011 7:23PM
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.powder
Posts: 166 - Karma: 10
that's exactly why i lock mine up
Dec 30 2011 7:24PM
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Captain_Slow
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 24
wait...Did you get your skis back? Did you confront the person? I got lost after the 2nd sentence
Dec 30 2011 7:28PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7264 - Karma: 33,273
so you stole somebody elses skis?
Dec 30 2011 7:29PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
yeah lol he probably didnt even take his skis back probably some other nsers
Dec 30 2011 7:31PM
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GoggleT@n
Posts: 89 - Karma: 10
Great story
Dec 30 2011 7:32PM
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awheeler1
Posts: 86 - Karma: 10
this
Dec 30 2011 7:33PM
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Paul.Marik
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 1,831
OP you should have waited for whoever came back to them and confronted them there
Dec 30 2011 7:33PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
this
Dec 30 2011 7:36PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,354
That's what i was thinking.

How do you know they were yours?
Dec 30 2011 7:37PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Hey fuck you OP some asshole jumped over a little wall in ski boots and stole my AR7s from outside the village office at smuggler's notch today!!
Dec 30 2011 7:40PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
you drove with ski boots on? what... how do you even..
impressive.
Dec 30 2011 7:42PM
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_Brotorious_
Posts: 49 - Karma: 14
this one time, i kept my skis with me
Dec 30 2011 7:42PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
probably same length,same binding, same size for the boots....
Dec 30 2011 7:42PM
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ARMADAR7
Posts: 401 - Karma: 36
Yes they are mine I checjed the dings in the base too. Soooo yea they are minei did get them back
Dec 30 2011 8:12PM
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ARMADAR7
Posts: 401 - Karma: 36
Good one, it's a great story if you have ever had youre skis stolen. I thought I would never see them again and ther they were
Dec 30 2011 8:19PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6102 - Karma: 7,626
Haha I lost, I was gonna post something along those exact lines.
Dec 30 2011 8:51PM
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Triple_Strum
Posts: 6382 - Karma: 946
That is pretty incredible. However, next time you need to call the police, then wait until the guy came back to pick them up and have the police chat with him... i.e. lock him up for a few days and pay a big fine. Bet he wouldn't steal again.
Dec 30 2011 8:52PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7264 - Karma: 33,273
But then he would probably having trouble proving they were his.
Dec 30 2011 9:02PM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
hey bro it was me.. sorry man
Dec 30 2011 9:06PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Aha I take pictures of all serial numbers, and notable marks on my skis, and also write this shit down in a few different places. That way its like 100% I own these skis when I can tell em the serial number, something that SHOULD be unique to every ski. But yeah, lock shit up.
Dec 30 2011 9:07PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
Wait I'm confused... somebody just moved them? and I highly suggest you invest in a ski lock. I never leave my AR7s unlocked!
Dec 30 2011 9:25PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 465
Oh wait, I get it now. You should have called the police and waited outside for them!
Dec 30 2011 9:28PM
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Mules
Posts: 595 - Karma: 97
when i had a pass last year to smuggs nothing ever got stolen
Dec 30 2011 9:37PM
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swagburg
Posts: 798 - Karma: 4,706
obvious troll thread attempts are obvious.
defiantly alias's
Dec 30 2011 9:41PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
Shoplifters are one thing, but people who steal from individuals are pieces of shit.



You should have taken one of your skis after you found em, hid until the guy came back, and killed him with the ski.
Dec 30 2011 9:41PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
nah bruh, you take one, wait for him to come out and look for it then fling poo at him with said ski. and if you dont want poo on your ski make him lick the poo off
Dec 30 2011 9:49PM
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RudyGarmisch
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This one time, this pro I know lost a pair of skis at Squaw, but when he sobered up, he found them.
Dec 30 2011 9:52PM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
You honestly wouldn't know your skis from another of the same kind???
Dec 30 2011 10:27PM
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fratskier69
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 1,272
i died
Dec 30 2011 10:46PM
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ARMADAR7
Posts: 401 - Karma: 36
I can't tell if this is a lie or not
Dec 31 2011 12:27AM
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Yinzer
Posts: 1011 - Karma: 73
yes

this story is untrue.
Dec 31 2011 12:44AM
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remster
Posts: 898 - Karma: 261
Tha fuck?
Dec 31 2011 12:53AM
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klimp
Posts: 933 - Karma: 18
driving in ski boots can be done for short distances. What is really impressive is his ability to obtain a car to drive around the resort, when the reason he was there after 4 was because he was waiting for a ride
Dec 31 2011 1:08AM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
Get they're skis over their with there poles man. Took me a while to figure out what the fuck you were saying. They're = they are. There = place. Their = possessive adjective before noun.

So... were they yours? Or not? And why the hell would you not confront the kidnapper?
Dec 31 2011 1:15AM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
This. I would have taken my jacket off to look different, and stood 15 yards away with my poles. When the perpetrator would come to take the skis, he would get destroyed by my poles.
Dec 31 2011 1:18AM
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roddy116
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2 words: ski corral
Dec 31 2011 1:21AM
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Big_Spence
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2 words: rip off
Dec 31 2011 1:32AM
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stickski
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 1,529
you said to post in the thread man..
Dec 31 2011 1:51AM
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bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,462
I think you forgot the Awesome to this Awesome story
Dec 31 2011 2:37AM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
Good catch
Dec 31 2011 4:08AM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
Good catch
Dec 31 2011 4:08AM
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Haellgren
Posts: 792 - Karma: 86
Not this
Dec 31 2011 4:24AM
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WillStart
Posts: 3955 - Karma: 3,192
well he said he couldn't get a ride until after 4. so maybe by that time his ride had arrived and picked him up to drive him around
Dec 31 2011 4:25AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i wouldn't kill a man for just any reason, but stealing or even touching my skis is definitely one of them .....

lucky for him he wasn't around :)
Dec 31 2011 6:12AM
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TheGnarwhal
Posts: 871 - Karma: 49
this really was an awesome story... bro...
Dec 31 2011 7:25AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Are you kidding? Someone steals your skis and by sheer luck you still find them in a nearby village. That's the definition of awesome in this context.
Dec 31 2011 7:55AM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
If I was you I would have waited for him to come back out.
Dec 31 2011 9:19AM
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ARMADAR7
Posts: 401 - Karma: 36
Why does everyone think I was driveing I said I had to be picked up and the guy befor me said it perfectly the fact that I got them back by sheer luck makes the story awsome
Dec 31 2011 9:38AM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8710 - Karma: 5,615
I skid smuggs for 9 years, im sorry some stupid fuck stole your skis. I know exactly the stone wall you're talking about haha.
Dec 31 2011 1:44PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 1,989
that's why you put a fuck load of stickers on them .
Dec 31 2011 1:50PM
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