Rowen- I dont know what this is, but I'm banning it.
Skipig25 - This guy has tigers
spk.aurelien - stop it with the helmet wearers condesending bigotry
LamerthanFDR - doesn't mean she's a slut, just means her favorite activity is sucking wang.
hotdog. - Yo tight bro, I'm 16 and I drink goose because I'm not fucking poor.
"You can be my teacher I'll do homework, you can give me extra credit baby I'll do more work"
A theologian may indulge the pleasing task of describing Religion as she descended from Heaven, arrayed in her native purity. A more melancholy duty is imposed on the historian. He must discover the inevitable mixture of error and corruption which she contracted in a long residence upon earth, among a weak and degenerate race of beings. - Edward Gibbon.
It's public twitter anyone can see it. I see no wrong in knowing her name.
imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad
i once farted and a little bit of poo came out- jibbathehutt
▲ ▲ < i meant for it to be that way
RIP Tanner Olson
RIP Will Schooler
This is what happens when you provide the average attention-craving high school girl with a powerful broadcasting tool. The practice of young girls pondering their own ideas and experiences in their diary has been replaced with incessant twitter updates containing little more than pop-rap lyrics and pseudo-philosophical quotations. What was once an act of self-reflection has been replaced with the persevering task of hoarding attention. Nevermind the fact that the extent of her spotlight is proportional to her copy/paste abilities; they're paying attention to me, and that makes me special, right??
One of my personal favourites is "Ugh what an awful christmas morning. Was promised my favourite breakfast and look who didn't make it! #bratproblems" which was then directly followed by "Its Christmas time... just remember, Its not whats under the tree, but whos around it♥"
"Can Americans wear Canada shirts?" -Snowbombz, in response to "Can Skiers Wear Burton?"