You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.”
― Abraham Lincoln
on a scale of 1 -10 , 1 being not annoyed at all and 10 super annoyed, i'd have to say i'm ....
-=|NS EURO MOD |=-
Belgium represent !
Once You drop in, it's all "Hakuna Matata" !
"The windows are vertical how am i going to poop on those?"-Killabees
"God isn't black, you fucking moron!"-Shibby
"I shit rainbows and sneeze glitter."-Arabian
"Giving a cat any amount of credit is just stupid."-ElGato
"Anyways, threads for eheath loses 30 pounds, removes the dick out of his ass, gets laid, orders weightwatchers, gets a degree from college that can be applied to a job, learns how to ski and douches. Until then, continue" -ECB
"I am an artist. My skis are my paintbrush and the mountains are my canvas" -Garrett Russell
Nothing ruins the moment quite like a chemical burn on your dick. -BigJew
pretty fucking annoyed cause my ex girlfriend seems to want to get back together, and whenever we hang out shes the sweetest girl ever and she tells me how much she loves me and she sneaks kissing in whenever we get a second alone together, and it seems like she really wants me. but then when we get alone together for an extended period of time she does nothing but sleep or watch tv. anytime i get close to her she says "no im sleeping" as if shes just playing hard to get, but really shes playing impossible to get. she texts me all the time talking about how bad she wants to have sex and how much she wants me, but in person shes like a completely different person. i mean i like her for more than just sex, but its super frustrating having to look forward to it every time i see her and it always ends up with her peacefully asleep on the couch and me tearing my hair out with frustration. she tells me that she want to get really good at having sex when we are home on vacation and she wants lots of practice, but weve only done it once. /rant
somehow associated with flying~squirrel but youll never know fer sherr
EXCUSE ME 38 1/4 YEAR OLD great god mufago plays chess with you subconscious. he speaks of yellow capricorn leprechauns and the godless flying salmon. buffalosoldiersupercalifrajelisticexpialadosciousbroskisavalanchecenterdogbone. tell me the definitions of which i ask. jib cats.-loganimlach
although i'm pretty sure you're a dude, i read that as though you were a female, happily.
Rowen- I dont know what this is, but I'm banning it.
Skipig25 - This guy has tigers
spk.aurelien - stop it with the helmet wearers condesending bigotry
LamerthanFDR - doesn't mean she's a slut, just means her favorite activity is sucking wang.
hotdog. - Yo tight bro, I'm 16 and I drink goose because I'm not fucking poor.
Don: Hey Napoleon what'd you do last summer again?
Napoleon: I told you I spent it with uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon: Yes like 50 them, they kept trying to attack my cousins what would you do in a situation like that.
Don: What gun did you use?
Napoleon: A fricken 12 gauge what do you think!
your signature reminds of this one time, i dont really remember where i was or what exactly i was doing. it might have been at a party, it might have been at the food counter at my local hill, honestly it was not a totally significant event, but i remember walking up to a group of people and one of them was like "ayo steve whats up!" and i wanted to say something borderline insane like i usually do, like "been down in the pripyat... killin werewolves, smokin cigs...." but nothing came to mind, so i just said "my rhymes drop unexpectedly like bird shit" and the group of people (was it a party? maybe it was just someones house... but i cant shake the feeling that it was me saying to people who were employed at a business i was doing business at... fuck..." EXPLODED into laughter, like all of them started dying. it was fantastic.
im invincible, nobody and nothing can tell me otherwise
imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad