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Dear 16-year old me

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theBearJew
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What would you tell your 16-year old self?
(doesnt apply to the 14 yr olds)
Dec 21 2011 7:39PM
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JHendrix
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Dear 16 year old me - road trip to SC and sell crack to fuel skiing addiction
Dec 21 2011 7:41PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
Inb4 giraffe. And this little kid i know has/had Melanoma, luckily i think hes better
Dec 21 2011 7:44PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7259 - Karma: 33,216
That was a really good awareness add. And i loled at the gingers not haveing enough problems.
Dec 21 2011 7:50PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Eff that, im using this from now on.
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Dec 21 2011 7:58PM
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richard.
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ahaha same
Dec 21 2011 7:59PM
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KravtZ
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haha when i got my license i was so close to going to one. Called one up had an time set up and a place backed out last minute pretty glad id idnt go
Dec 21 2011 8:17PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
Invest in apple!
Dec 21 2011 8:20PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,658
i'm 15, biznatch. catch me if you can!!!

dear 16 year old me, don't fail the road test, you dunce
Dec 21 2011 8:23PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
Dear 16 year old me:

Next year you will start smoking, please don't.
Dec 21 2011 8:33PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Dear 16 year old me: Don't change anything, because you end up fucking AWESOME.
Dec 21 2011 8:34PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
dear 16 year old me,


TAKE MORE RISKS
Dec 21 2011 8:36PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,773
wanna give that #.......













lol jk
Dec 21 2011 8:40PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
Dear 16 year old self take the money that went towards high school and go to a ski academy instead oh and push your progression a little harder your rail game is weak
Dec 21 2011 8:51PM
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POW-WOW
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The guy at 00:29 looked and talked like Kevin from The Office. Anyways that was actually pretty sad.
Dec 21 2011 8:56PM
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 70
dear 16 year old me,


im 16, lol.
Dec 21 2011 8:58PM
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ORDEAL
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Dec 21 2011 9:03PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
Dear 16 year old me,

Stand up for yourself. Be yourself, and don't try to hide how you really feel, because sometimes, people need to know.




Lol, i'm 16, so that might not be too accurate. And it certainly is a serious sounding post for NSG...
Dec 21 2011 9:05PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
Oh shit, i have well more then 50 moles, and have had more the 1 bad sunburn and im 15. fuck mr im getting melonoma. and im not even kidding right now. also my grandpa had it
Dec 21 2011 10:33PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
on a real note, just keep eyes out and check yourself for it. you can stop it if you find it. get educated on it and be prepared. good luck man
Dec 21 2011 10:34PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Sounds like you need some SPF >9000, whitey.
Dec 21 2011 10:35PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
im actually really dark for a white person so fuck off
Dec 21 2011 10:38PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Dear sixteen year old me, your a fucking ginger, your fucked.
Dec 21 2011 10:41PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,332
dear 16 year old me. THank you for getting tan and looking good, and not being some white cracker.
Dec 21 2011 10:41PM
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.AR6rider.
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Dear 16 year old you: pay more attention in English class.
Dec 21 2011 10:42PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
FUCK DA GRAMMAR POLICE!!!

But really if it makes you happy. You're*
Dec 21 2011 10:49PM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70

dear 16 year old me,

try harder in school, dont buy that pack of cigs, dont buy that can of chew, dont drive too fast around that corner, if you do drive fast around that corner, dont overcorrect it, dont get hit by that taxi

love,

eastcoastplanker

yeah 16 years old was the start of a lot of shitty stuff for me ahah

Dec 21 2011 10:52PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
that girl isnt that cool and the cigarette she just gave you is even worse ABORT NOW!
Dec 21 2011 10:56PM
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.RYAN66
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fucking idiot.

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i wish some kid ate your fingers so you could post.
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heheheheheheeheheheheheheheh
Dec 21 2011 10:56PM
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84891jnf92048
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YUA!
Dec 21 2011 10:58PM
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.AR6rider.
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Enough with the fucking giraffes. We all know JHendrix is an idiot, there's no need to post 239 pictures of giraffes in a thread every time he posts.


Fucking idiot.
Dec 21 2011 11:01PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
don't nut in your sister...
Dec 21 2011 11:04PM
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ski_ENDUB
Posts: 2535 - Karma: 86
get a job and chase jailbait while you still can
Dec 21 2011 11:12PM
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.RYAN66
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your posts are almost just as bad.
Dec 21 2011 11:21PM
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84891jnf92048
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You are a dildo. Shut the fuck up.
Dec 21 2011 11:22PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
is that brad pitt?
Dec 21 2011 11:24PM
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bigbromskier
Posts: 1175 - Karma: 330
Don't worry about what other people think, but know when other peoples' thoughts matter.
Dec 21 2011 11:25PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
Glad I didn't bother wearing sunscreen all summer doing road work. Dirt+Sunscreen is a disgusting combination though, so I stand by my decision.

To answer your question: I would tell him to party harder! High school is when your freedom to responsibility ratio is best for partying it up, and I didn't take advantage of it as much as I should have.
Dec 21 2011 11:34PM
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NinetyFour
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:O Jesus Christ!
Dec 21 2011 11:35PM
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Anathema
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dear 16 year old me,

those were the droids you were looking for, and now the empire has crumbled thanks to you.


fuck.
Dec 21 2011 11:37PM
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.AR6rider.
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Dec 21 2011 11:37PM
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JHendrix
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Dec 21 2011 11:38PM
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PopsicleStand
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Man I have definitely seen some young people with skin cancer...it sucks
Dec 21 2011 11:38PM
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skijunkiedtm
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dear 16 year old me, how about you try a little harder at something.

Oh, and you're getting skin cancer sometime, deal with it.
Dec 21 2011 11:41PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Dear 16 year old me, it's ok you don't get to fuck Megan, why?because Martin loses his v card to her in about 10 seconds the night before she hooks up with John. And when you start dating the brazilan, don't dump her for that white girl just because she is going away for a month. Date both.
Dec 21 2011 11:43PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Dec 21 2011 11:44PM
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PopsicleStand
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son, you should probably put away that regret and move along
Dec 21 2011 11:44PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
OH YEAH, WELL ALL YOU GUYS ARE



awesome. lets all get along.
Dec 21 2011 11:48PM
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henrytargett
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Dear 16 year old me:

don't try and steal the hood ornament off that benz... the owner is actually right across the street, and hes gonna be pissed.
Dec 21 2011 11:52PM
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Blake.P
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Dear 16 year old me: don't eat cookies with bud at the homecoming dance with a girl that will later pass out, then admit to eating cookies. Then don't try to lie your way out of it, when it is your word verses about 8 others
Dec 22 2011 12:08AM
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SACKEDPanda
Posts: 120 - Karma: 140
Well at least your not as stuffed as in New Zealand cause our ozone layer is fucked.
Have some of the highest rates of skin cancer in the world. It sucks.

Dec 22 2011 12:35AM
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