My NEXT conspiracy theory...............

2012WILLHAPPEN

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Lame

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL

MY NEXT CONSPIRACY (THE MOST IMPORTANT OF THIS DECADE)

WILL NOT BE TOLD UNLESS MY KARMA REACHES 10,000 IN THE NEXT 2 HOURS

DO NOT TAKE THIS LIGHTLY AS THIS WILL LEAD TO THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.

Dec 20 2011 8:34PM

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J.M

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Addict

I already have you at zero for some reason I am unsure about.

Dec 20 2011 8:35PM

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theBearJew

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Crazy Fool

Your theory sucks. I am going to give my theory more views now

First ever conspiracy theory.

"The Jesus Theory"

Back in the day Jerusalem was the best place to live ever. Gods children lived there and they all were rewarded for being his children. They were able to do things like make miracles happen on command, walk on water, turn water into wine, etc.

Gods only limitation on his children were to not tell outsiders about their rewards. God didn't want the rest of the world being jealous and invading Jerusalem.

Then there was this guy Jesus Christ. He used all his rewards to get so much ass it was crazy. He boasted all the time about how he could do all this cool shit and just traveled the world ordering water at restaurants, then turning it into wine and making miracles everywhere.

At this point God is getting pretty pissed off. He warns the people of Jerusalem that they must stop Jesus or He will take their rewards away. He even warns Jesus himself.

Jesus does not listen at all! He just keeps going on and on boasting and showing off. God then needs to take away their rewards as punishment for Jesus.

After this the people of Jerusalem are pissed and decide to execute him by nailing him onto a cross.

The end.

Dec 20 2011 8:35PM

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