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First ever conspiracy theory.
"The Jesus Theory"
Back in the day Jerusalem was the best place to live ever. Gods children lived there and they all were rewarded for being his children. They were able to do things like make miracles happen on command, walk on water, turn water into wine, etc.
Gods only limitation on his children were to not tell outsiders about their rewards. God didn't want the rest of the world being jealous and invading Jerusalem.
Then there was this guy Jesus Christ. He used all his rewards to get so much ass it was crazy. He boasted all the time about how he could do all this cool shit and just traveled the world ordering water at restaurants, then turning it into wine and making miracles everywhere.
At this point God is getting pretty pissed off. He warns the people of Jerusalem that they must stop Jesus or He will take their rewards away. He even warns Jesus himself.
Jesus does not listen at all! He just keeps going on and on boasting and showing off. God then needs to take away their rewards as punishment for Jesus.
After this the people of Jerusalem are pissed and decide to execute him by nailing him onto a cross.
You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.”
― Abraham Lincoln
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