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JESUS not santa. The reason for christmas

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theabortionator
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Jesus: Santa.
Santa: Yes?
Jesus: I'm sad.
Santa: Why are you sad? It's Christmas right? It's your birthday!
Jesus: Yeah. That's the point.
Santa: Why?
Jesus: Because whenever its Christmas the kids only wait for you and not me! They only celebrate Christmas because of you! Why Santa, why not Jesus? -Dec. 25 is for Jesus not for Santa. Repost if You Believe in Jesus ! P.S He Knows You Looked ♥ -deny me in front your friends and I will deny you in front of my father
Dec 10 2011 12:33PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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i doubt jesus gives a hoot about facebook

but go jesus
Dec 12 2011 11:49PM
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theabortionator
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What about Burzynski?
Dec 13 2011 1:47AM
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caliskigirl
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I thought the multi-day orgy was for summer solstice? Regardless...the real question is why didn't the Christians steal that idea instead?
Dec 13 2011 1:57PM
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theabortionator
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:)
Dec 13 2011 1:59PM
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TheBigApple
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Everything didn't come from nothing, there has always been everything it just cycles in size from that great extent of our universe down to a tiny spherical ball of matter.

Speaking of which.... where did all this matter come from? Did it have to come from something or start somewhere at sometime or could it always just have been? Were to stupid to ever understand or figure it out.
Dec 13 2011 2:00PM
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.AR6rider.
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The ultimate battle: Trolls vs. Idiots. So far Team Troll seems to have the upper hand, but we'll see how it plays out. Check ESPN8 for highlights tonight.
Dec 13 2011 2:06PM
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theabortionator
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ok man. No need to post random stuff in everythread
Dec 13 2011 2:08PM
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.AR6rider.
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Shit, sorry. Hail Jesus, creator of Christmas and Easter, giver of chocolate eggs and presents, inventor of Kool-Aid and skiing, and most importantly, a strapping young fellow who died for the sins of humanity so that we could live on and hate Jews and evolution. A-fucking-men



amidoingitright?
Dec 13 2011 2:14PM
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theabortionator
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Dec 13 2011 2:43PM
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jhackbeez
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If I remember correctly from when i used to go to church, Jesus was born in the summer months, and christmas was created to have a holiday during the winter months for remembrence.
Dec 13 2011 2:44PM
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.AR6rider.
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Wrong. Jesus was born on Halloween. We wear masks to hide our faces from him so that he doesn't smite us for our sins. Girls dress slutty to please him.
Dec 13 2011 2:48PM
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theabortionator
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I just talked to our youth pastor and he said that's def not true
Dec 13 2011 3:01PM
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Mr.Sloth
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MIND = BLOWN

it all makes sense now

Dec 13 2011 3:33PM
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jhackbeez
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Jesus only created christmas so that he can have a day off and go skiing, he told me himself a few years back.

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Dec 13 2011 3:40PM
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REDFRO420
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Im not even christian and i know that jesus's birthday isnt even December 25th its in fucking September for christ sake

Pun intended
Dec 13 2011 3:50PM
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Willard
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theres to many good photos in here im gonna have to save them all later
Dec 13 2011 4:03PM
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GBS
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Jesus was born in the sommer...
Dec 13 2011 4:07PM
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theabortionator
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The summer?


Dec 13 2011 4:28PM
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.Ian.
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Dude I think you confused Jesus, and Tom Wallisch. You know they're very similar, I've found myself making the same mistake sometimes...
Dec 13 2011 4:34PM
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GeneralT
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Dec 13 2011 4:34PM
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HolySchimmel
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All the people saying christianity and Jesus or God are the only religion/ the only "gods" definetly got something wrong. How would you believe in all that stuff and still see all the bad things in the world going on? I bet there is noone in here who would really lives their lives after what is written in the bible (and if you really do, I feel really really sorry for you anyway).
All those hypocrites going to church every other sunday and think they make the world a better place by believing in some idea that noone will ever be able to prove or give a good explanation for.
I really dont get it, but as I am not some kind of hardcore believer, I respect your opinion as well, no matter if I think its right or just plain stupid.
Dec 13 2011 5:00PM
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Clebo1
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Your dad cream pied your mom!!!
Dec 13 2011 5:07PM
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TheBigApple
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Just like I anal cream pied your all your female relatives.
Dec 13 2011 6:05PM
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TijmenDal
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I was gonna post this.

Quote for emphasis.
Dec 13 2011 6:08PM
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theabortionator
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Merry CHRISTMAS
Dec 24 2011 10:16PM
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.RYAN66
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why?

why do you post on here? you contribute nothing but bullshit to this site.

yes every thread about religion becomes a shit show, but you are not helping matters.


can you just leave already? I mean really what the hell was the point of you posting in this thread in the first place?
Dec 24 2011 10:37PM
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ECB
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this thread is so dildoy i approve

the chart, i lost

the santa picture, i lost hard

the subliminal message that is embedded in the back, i really fucking lost
Dec 24 2011 10:40PM
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