Now the trees are more beautiful on this side of the mountain.Plush springs run in abundance; I drink direct from the fountain; But the dream was opaque, the stream was perfectly clear, that an acute disorder of paradise would exist if I die here.
1) What the fuck.
2) These are the kinds of girls that make themselves look slutty and still don't get any.
3) Why the fuck did that fat bitch have a jiggly purple dildo?
4) Obviously these girls spend hours on end looking at pictures of penises.
5) Why the fuck would i ever watch that, and how did i make it through the whole thing?
"They can go climb bouys for all i fucking kure" - FrenchToast
DO A FUCKING BARREL ROLL
I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except in New York City, where it is known as winter. ~Michael Ventre, L.A. Daily News