Pranks for my principal

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Ok so thats the deal, we need real pranks to do to my schools principal. She has been the worst bitch ever to us and to the whole school she just fired one of the best teachers on the whole school and she is fucking up all of our tradition.
So next year is our senior year and we (as my friends and I) would like to show her that we dont like her and that we are not going to be part of her shit.
Im not fucking around with this, we do not like her so we need good pranks to do to her.

So now we need ideas from you guys, we need pranks that she would be able to tell that we did them but there is no way for her to prove it so there is no way to punish us.

Sorry for my english.

Sparknotes: We need pranks to do to my schools principal, because she is a real bitch.

Dec 7 2011 5:31PM

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malonius_funk

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get every single person in your class (girls included) and pee in her butt.

Dec 7 2011 5:44PM

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REVIVALz

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get a shitload of glowsticks, break them and empty the contents all over her office and turn the lights off. it looks awesome and smells like absolute shit

Dec 7 2011 5:47PM

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LivingColour

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too far :(?

Dec 7 2011 5:48PM

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.AR6rider.

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Occupy the Principal's Office! You are the 99 percent!!!!

...really though, you may think it's a good idea now, but it's not.

Dec 7 2011 5:52PM

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ORDEAL

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put a dead fish in her office somewhere

or beat her to death with some reglas

Dec 7 2011 5:53PM

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*monsterskier*

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best idea ever lol

really

good for you and....bad for her?

Dec 7 2011 5:55PM

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J.M

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put a mattress in her pool.

that'll show her

Dec 7 2011 5:57PM

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ForeverYung

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BURN HER (Monty python Reference). No but you should go to her houses get her mattress and put it in a pool. Heard it takes a Crain to get out

Dec 7 2011 5:58PM

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Enstrut

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pee in her butt?

Dec 7 2011 6:00PM

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Blindsurfer

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glowsticks

Dec 7 2011 6:05PM

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JIB_WALRUS

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IT WILL TAKE A CRANE TO GET IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Dec 7 2011 6:08PM

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Troy.

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Bring a car body (without the chasis) into the school. Set it somewhere. Fill it with concrete. Will be impossible to get out.

Or, put her car up on cylinder blocks and steal her wheels.

Or, alternatively, pee in her butt.

Dec 7 2011 6:14PM

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Bonzalo

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Dude im not filling her office with shit, that nonsense and we could get caught easily, we are thinking about ripping her cars tires and some shit like that that we can do from outside the school, hopefully at night too.

Dec 7 2011 6:39PM

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ORDEAL

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Put a pool in her crane or something like that

Dec 7 2011 6:43PM

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Bart.Man

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Heard it takes a mattress to get out

Dec 7 2011 6:52PM

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Petersaurusrex

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How about just don't be an idiot and don't do anything. If she is really that bad, get a petition and take it to your schoolboard.

Senior pranks are a great way to fuck yourself over.

Dec 7 2011 6:55PM

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freestyler540

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dont fuck with faculty...their pleasure is payback

Dec 7 2011 6:57PM

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Bonzalo

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No there is no way we can fight legally agaisnt here, she is doing some things that we think they are not good for our school.
You see we just want to let her know that we dont like her, we are probably the last year that knows how the school used to be, it is more a tradition thing than anything.
We are not going to get in trouble if we know how to work out things.

Dec 7 2011 7:00PM

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Caspaaa

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if your school has two floors, buy a shit ton of dixie cups (the small little paper cups) fill them with water and cover every means of getting up to the second floor with them, that'll piss all the teachers off

or bring a cow upstairs, they can't go down any stairs only up, takes a pool to get it out

Dec 7 2011 7:00PM

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skijunkiedtm

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put her car on blocks repeatedly? like at school one day, at her home the following? embarrassing posters of her everywhere? make her an unsavory facebook account? steal some pranks from big fat liar? Such as fill her shampoo with wicked strong dye? Get stoned and get creative.

Dec 7 2011 7:03PM

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Petersaurusrex

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Trust me you WILL get caught and you won't be allowed to walk on your graduation day. If you guys don't confess, your administration will hold your entire senior class responsible.

You can't win.

Dec 7 2011 7:03PM

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J.M

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Graduate with <1.0, that'd really fuck with her brain forever.

Dec 7 2011 7:12PM

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Corwack10

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1. Take the hinges off her door. She'll have no privacy for the whole day.

2. Buy a like 1000 crickets and put them in her office over a break, they eat on paper.

3. Dress up as a giant pac man and eat freshmen.

4. Get a ton of kids to create a wall of kids chanting fight, when she gets to the middle you have two kids playing rock em sock em robots.

5. Go into as many class rooms as possible and flip every desk up side down.

6. Get your whole class to write her thank you notes for no reason keep doing it.

7. Multiple senior skip days.

That's all I got off the top of my head. Hope it helps. I can't wait to be a senior.

Dec 7 2011 7:14PM

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Deluge

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absolute bullshit.

Dec 7 2011 7:15PM

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Bonzalo

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Thats the important part, we want to do pranks so they cant tell who was, or even if it was someone from the school.

Dec 7 2011 7:16PM

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Petersaurusrex

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Not at all.

It's happened to a few students at my school over the last few years. Your school won't hold your diploma, but they won't let you walk on graduation day. And good luck getting into college with something like that on your record.

Dec 7 2011 7:17PM

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Bonzalo

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Trust me, im from chile and it is nothing like the states, there is no such thing as graduation day.

Dec 7 2011 7:18PM

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northeast

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nah dude, put her pool in a mattress.

Dec 7 2011 7:20PM

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Tree60

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i am doing this

Dec 7 2011 7:25PM

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J.M

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i actually might do the dixie cup idea......

Dec 7 2011 7:27PM

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infuser

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get everybody to bring an alarm clock to school and put it in their lockers set to go off at exactly 10:30

Dec 7 2011 7:31PM

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Shabangarang

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hahahaha thats great

Dec 7 2011 7:34PM

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POW-WOW

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Put something in her desk illegal to have on school property.(Flask, marijauna, cocaine, etc.)

Dec 7 2011 7:35PM

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Curb.

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if you do something make sure its out of school, just make her life a living hell, go to her house and fuck it up in any way possible, worst comes to worst you burn it down. we had a vp that was a reall ass my freshmen year and me and my friends went at all the cars in his drive way with knives forks and keys, then put balogna on the hood, and poured red paint all over the front of his house, over a course of 3 months. he now has cameras :]

Dec 7 2011 7:44PM

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SeanTom

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ahahahaa

and the "Occupy" one would be hella funny

Dec 7 2011 7:46PM

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ChrisSkisChronic

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1. Buy 1000 big black dildos

2. Superglue them to her car

3. Don't get cuaght

4. Feeling of accomplishment is your profit

no need for ????????

Dec 7 2011 7:48PM

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Nufity

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Put a crane in her mattress. I heard it takes a pool to get it out.

Dec 7 2011 7:59PM

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Bonzalo

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thats actually not a bad idea, fill up the nature with weed hahahahah

Dec 7 2011 8:02PM

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REDFRO420

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You know the principal isnt the one who fires the teachers right?

Dec 7 2011 8:48PM

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drewishish

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Grow up. That'd throw her for a loop!

But really, think of consequences here.... if it really worth getting expelled and not graduating just you can get back at principal? That kind of thing has a long term effect.

Dec 7 2011 8:59PM

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