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Mike-O
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http://joystickskiing.com/

Well this is one of the sponsors of NS.com. WHAT THE HELL IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE!?
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Sep 5 2004 2:02PM
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dpoiii
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poles


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Sep 5 2004 2:02PM
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Mike-O
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Well where are the poles then?
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Sep 5 2004 2:22PM
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Quinny
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I see nothing.
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Sep 5 2004 2:29PM
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westcoaststyle
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obviously joysticks are going to be the new dangles.
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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.
Sep 5 2004 7:54PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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I wish my stick were joyous...

sigh It's been too long...


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Sep 5 2004 7:58PM
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KillerMonkey
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i think they have just a pic up so far
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Sep 5 2004 9:18PM
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Stinkey_egg
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that's all i see





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Sep 5 2004 9:24PM
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FUUUCK
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heres what i see


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The next time you ask someone how their day is going, expect, no, DEMAND a response. Don't settle for good. Demand the truth. Make them admit that they're having a shitty day, and then do your best to make it worse.


But of course, like all great plans, this one has its hitches. I know there are going to be some bleeding heart sissies that are going to think it's wrong to launch old people into the sun. But don't worry, I've got a plan to deal with them too.


Sep 5 2004 9:26PM
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FUUUCK
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dude we see the same thing!

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The next time you ask someone how their day is going, expect, no, DEMAND a response. Don't settle for good. Demand the truth. Make them admit that they're having a shitty day, and then do your best to make it worse.


But of course, like all great plans, this one has its hitches. I know there are going to be some bleeding heart sissies that are going to think it's wrong to launch old people into the sun. But don't worry, I've got a plan to deal with them too.


Sep 5 2004 9:27PM
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Stinkey_egg
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hahah that's tight!




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Sep 5 2004 9:27PM
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FUUUCK
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that link didnt even work the last time i was here
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òÄɧñ
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The next time you ask someone how their day is going, expect, no, DEMAND a response. Don't settle for good. Demand the truth. Make them admit that they're having a shitty day, and then do your best to make it worse.


But of course, like all great plans, this one has its hitches. I know there are going to be some bleeding heart sissies that are going to think it's wrong to launch old people into the sun. But don't worry, I've got a plan to deal with them too.


Sep 5 2004 9:43PM
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B-Wald
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i wanna buy some just because of that.
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Sep 5 2004 10:07PM
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kjfreerider
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whos incharge of joystick?




dont get it twisted
Sep 18 2004 9:33PM
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defiskis
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yeah whos in charge, contact info, anyone?



what the fuck are you talkin about? is it a ski movie? or sum freaky shit that has to do with the universe?

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Sep 19 2004 10:44AM
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dg101
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what the fuck? all i see is the flashing joystic pic, no link or anything
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Sep 19 2004 10:55AM
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Dntel.
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wow thats retarded

Sep 19 2004 11:54AM
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jibtastic
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The site is probably under construction? Think logically?

Thats a cool enterpage though...

Might cause seizures.



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Sep 19 2004 12:31PM
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kjfreerider
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well its obviously not ready yet hence the flashing joystick. but who started this company? is it part of anther company or is it totaly independant?




dont get it twisted
Sep 19 2004 3:06PM
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dg101
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^yea, and what does it focus on
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Sep 19 2004 6:13PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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dude, defiskis, dont you have your own company to represent? oh wait... youre a joke... ass.
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Sep 19 2004 6:15PM
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Tosh
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just wait
Sep 19 2004 6:20PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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im sorry but the world doesnt need a pro model pole... i boycott.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
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Sep 19 2004 6:21PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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The world already has pro model poles...

Althought a company specific to poles would be cool, I don't think they'd be very succesful...
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Sep 19 2004 6:41PM
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westcoaststyle
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headwear specific companies, pole specific companies; whats next? wool sock specifics?
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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.
Sep 19 2004 6:50PM
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epimitheus
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hey, if travis parker can make coing selling wrist fanny packs and giant snowboard leashes with AIRBLASTER, a pole company can surely bank some coin if it's trendy enough.

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Sep 19 2004 6:51PM
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epimitheus
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airblaster is sick though.

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Sep 19 2004 6:52PM
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hazel_32
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wool sock specific.....isnt there already one called like wigwam or something...i had a pair at one time...they were nice



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Sep 19 2004 6:55PM
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jksl
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westcoast, i'm changing poniverus from headwear to socks, just so you know...

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Sep 19 2004 6:59PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
wait, are you serious??

does that mean that I have to review socks instead of headware now??

Way to make my life tougher...
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Sep 19 2004 8:07PM
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asac
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everyone thinks its for poles. but they're going to specialize in trippy pictures for skiers on acid.





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Sep 19 2004 8:32PM
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HoodNative
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about time someone thought of that. their gonna make so much money


Things are looking pretty damn sweet http://homepage2.nifty.com/lineskiboard/
Sep 19 2004 8:55PM
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dilla_says_go
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i think its a good idea
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Sep 19 2004 10:01PM
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westcoaststyle
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airblaster makes jackets and snowboards too.
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sometimes when im running water to wash dishes or something, i think about how lucky i am to have such simple access to running water and how some people will never know such a simple pleasure.

then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.
Sep 20 2004 2:03AM
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freezeskier540
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poles are a waste of money, steal some from ur local ski resort


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Sep 20 2004 12:41PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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if they could an iPod remote into the grip I'd poop my pants and buy 3 pair.

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Sep 20 2004 1:33PM
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jibtastic
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^ You'd prolly press it too much. They should just make one intergrated into the top of a glove. Thatd be sick.



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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'
-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
Sep 20 2004 5:18PM
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Jib_This
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^Stop being lazy, get a job, then buy the Burton Ipod jacket if that's what you're looking for.




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Sep 20 2004 6:21PM
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