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First NS.com orgy!!!

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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
I just can't seem to find a girl that shares my obsession for skiing. They just can't understand why i'd rather go skiing on the weekends than hang out with them.

I'm sure that many of you share my problem, so i'm proud to announce the solution to all our problems,the first newschoolers.com giant orgy! to be held at my friend dieters house in juanita (a part of kirkland, which is a suburb of seattle) Date to be announced later.

Guys bring your togas, and girls bring your thong underwear.

(but you're all lesbians anyways, so this will probably end up sucking asss)




I'm as close to god as you'll ever get....
Jun 6 2002 12:43PM
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sonya
Posts: 289 - Karma: 8
hey! i'm not a lesbian.....there are just a selective few that i question.
Jun 6 2002 12:54PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
HAHHAHA.
yeah um. right...
and if you cant find a girl who loves skiing as much as you do. well your not looking hard enough. you know how much of a turn on it is to ski with the guy you like. its the best feeling.
You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.
You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
Jun 6 2002 1:08PM
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yeti
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skibum, bring your girlfriend and your mom for me please :-)


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Frostmonkey

Jun 6 2002 1:17PM
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Pipe_Munky
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bring the cougars for me!




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Jun 6 2002 2:05PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
Well next year i plan on finding some heterosexual chicks at the central terrain park, but i dont know if that'll work out.
Anyways, that's not what this thread is about, it all about the Orgys!!!!




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Jun 6 2002 4:34PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
Hmmmmm, ORGYS or ORGIES?




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Jun 6 2002 4:34PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
mmmm cougars!
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Jun 6 2002 5:05PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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But I disagree, I'm not sharing any of my girls :P
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Jun 6 2002 6:27PM
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Canadian_kicker
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And Datt who would these women be?
You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.
You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
Jun 6 2002 6:48PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
hahah noooo..the orgy was my idea
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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Jun 6 2002 11:13PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
dumbass (nine milla) the point of an orgy is to share your loving..i guess your just not cut out for the orgy lifestyle......and yeti fo sho
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Jun 6 2002 11:16PM
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FreshCoast
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Count me in...Watch I will be the only one to show. I will arrive in Seattle with my toga and will be mugged and left in an ally....This will be the best damn orgy ever!
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Jun 6 2002 11:42PM
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freeskiCharley
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what do you mean first

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time is running out.
Jun 6 2002 11:50PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
he doesn't know about the annual thing.

MD... Dain bramaged.
Jun 6 2002 11:59PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
nah, I'm not bringing all my girls, you couldn't find an airline with enough planes to bring them all over.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*
Jun 7 2002 3:42AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
im surley not gunna be there
Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?
some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
Jun 7 2002 4:48PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
Why not!?

I really wanna be the first to tap your sweet virgin asss........




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Jun 7 2002 5:39PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
gimme the time and place, you'll get all the punanni you want....unless you're fat






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