Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

TheClap. and theabortionator are calling you

profile picture
TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
Me and the said man above will be holding auditions/tryouts soon in the NH area (cranmore mtn)

For what you may ask?

To be our motherfucking roommate of course. We are looking for someone who is down. If you are asking what is down, then you are not down. I party hard, can you? Can you be drunk 5/7 days doing stupid ass shit? Feel like shooting a shit ton urban this year? Feel like having the once in a life time opportunity? Take advantage

*must be 18 to apply*
Nov 21 2011 8:56PM
0 0
profile picture
northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
also, sigged.
Nov 21 2011 9:36PM
0 0
profile picture
gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
cool thread just made 2 pages

yea
Nov 21 2011 9:37PM
0 0
profile picture
TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
I need a few new tattoo, and would rather not pay if my roommate was qualified to do jailhouse versions.
Nov 21 2011 9:37PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,415
go for it out. Only if you provide other house members with jailhouse tatts for reasonable rates such as 1 beer for every square inch.
Nov 21 2011 9:38PM
0 0
profile picture
northeast
Posts: 2119 - Karma: 254
i'm actually not at all in a place to be moving in with anybody, i just expected funny responses to my questions and got them. if i were in a place to be living with other people out of CT i'd definitely be interested, so +K to you good sirs. also, depending on how loosely you throw around the term "qualified" i'll do some jailhouse tattoos for you if i'm in NH any time soon.
Nov 21 2011 9:39PM
0 0
profile picture
TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
And Fuck Thirsty Thursdays,

this isn't college no more, we drink 30 racks on Thursday.

#30rackThursdaychallenge
Nov 21 2011 9:40PM
0 0
profile picture
.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257
My fucking threads
Nov 21 2011 9:40PM
0 0
profile picture
gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
Click for larger image
Nov 21 2011 9:41PM
0 0
profile picture
TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013


But Really, we are looking for some roommates to share the passion of snowsports, and partying (hard)

If you go hard in the paint, stop by. Another dollar saved is another beer
Nov 21 2011 9:43PM
0 0
profile picture
TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
We will also welcome to join in if you are out of the area

join us in the partying

NSfreedomchat
Nov 21 2011 9:44PM
0 0
profile picture
FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
.
Nov 21 2011 9:45PM
0 0
profile picture
JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
While I may not be able to live with y'all I will gladly join you on skiing adventures in the white mountain national forest
Nov 21 2011 9:55PM
0 0
profile picture
steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
I party so hard that when I got a chick pregnant I named it Smirnoff ice. Because that bitch just got served!
Nov 21 2011 10:02PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,415
Also.



People who play poker are a plus. There will def be some sort of weekly game going once the season gets rolling.
Nov 21 2011 10:05PM
0 0
profile picture
.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
im in
ill be there tomorrow morning
Nov 21 2011 10:06PM
0 0
profile picture
TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
yeahhhhh buddy
Nov 21 2011 10:07PM
0 0
profile picture
Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
god damn i wish i was of age. just this weekend i managed to puke for a half hour and pass out on the couch while my friends big brothers drew a crude penis on my arm.
Nov 21 2011 10:16PM
0 0
profile picture
TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
that sucks

who pukes
Nov 21 2011 10:24PM
0 0
profile picture
SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
I'm in only if there is a dungeon in said apartment/house.
Nov 21 2011 10:27PM
0 0
profile picture
SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
And 1 flock of sheep in the front yard with 1 black sheep and 8 white sheep. And 2 flocks of Italian Canadian Hybrid Geese in the side yard.
Nov 21 2011 10:28PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,415
If you really want to live with the people under the stairs go for it. Rent is cheap but they'll prolly eat you.
Nov 21 2011 10:28PM
0 0
profile picture
TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
dungeon as the basement and a bomb shelter hidden in the back woods 10'' under.

party on now
Nov 21 2011 10:29PM
0 0
profile picture
SPskier543
Posts: 2413 - Karma: 324
What is their nationality?
Nov 21 2011 10:29PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,415
Click for larger image
Nov 21 2011 10:33PM
0 0
profile picture
array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
too bad you 13 and you suck at skiing.
Nov 21 2011 10:33PM
0 0
profile picture
Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
who else saw this coming
Nov 21 2011 10:46PM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,415
I did


I did
Nov 21 2011 10:49PM
0 0
profile picture
las.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 1,455
you're 13.
dont even joke about it
Nov 21 2011 10:54PM
0 0
profile picture
TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
lol who judges people by their skiing ability?
Nov 21 2011 10:57PM
0 0
profile picture
B.Aussie
Posts: 5851 - Karma: 4,522
Pick me! PIck me! You need a girl room mate that's down to party.
Nov 21 2011 11:59PM
0 0
profile picture
COskier
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 131
I love that this thread is coming from the guy who wrote this:

"4 years ago I was found passed out not breathing and no pulse by a buddy of mine, was revived on the ambulance. Then flat lined twice while at the hospital for a total of ten minutes. If my parents didn't work at the hospital and be personal friends with the ER doctor they would have stopped working on me and I would officially be 6' under.

moral of the story? destructive decisions are for destructive people. And not to drink a liter of CP in 20 minutes."
Nov 22 2011 12:01AM
0 0
profile picture
J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254

this. haha sorry

Nov 22 2011 12:19AM
0 0
profile picture
ContaminatedBeef
Posts: 536 - Karma: 66
Deal breaker
Nov 22 2011 1:53AM
0 0
profile picture
s.parker
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 259
thats my home mountain.
Nov 22 2011 2:27AM
0 0
profile picture
Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
and pig roast
Nov 22 2011 2:28AM
0 0
profile picture
intifada
Posts: 931 - Karma: 263
professionals
Nov 22 2011 2:34AM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,415
Don't hate on his street cred
Nov 22 2011 4:10AM
0 0
profile picture
B.Aussie
Posts: 5851 - Karma: 4,522
...?
Nov 22 2011 4:25AM
0 0
profile picture
.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
fucking puss.

who pukes? and then passes out?
Nov 22 2011 7:40AM
0 0
profile picture
Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
dear travis and rusty, iam the best roomate and you cannot deny, i'm drunk while posting this at 8 in ther mornigng
Nov 22 2011 8:04AM
0 0
profile picture
Bittner
Posts: 3675 - Karma: 1,573
Haha oh my cranmore is going to get a bit more interesting this year. I should be up there for xmas break but theres def a bunch of people who live in the area who would probably be down to be a roomie/party all the time. Youll make acquantinces quick once you start riding the mtn. Pretty tight knit crowd. Some cool kids..and a good amount of douchers.
Nov 22 2011 8:07AM
0 0
profile picture
AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,878
Click for larger image
Nov 22 2011 8:32AM
0 0
profile picture
TheClap.
Posts: 21649 - Karma: 4,013
LEGGOOOO
Nov 22 2011 10:08AM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,415
For sure man. I'm excited for the season.


"Some cool kids..and a good amount of douchers."

Seems to be the going rate everywhere.
Nov 22 2011 10:12AM
0 0
profile picture
Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
you guys are clever, sly rapists.
Nov 22 2011 10:16AM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,415
Here are a few pics of the house


[img]http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://images.ljhooker.com.au/PROPERTY/pictures/05086464.JPG&size=400x1000[/img]

[img]http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://images.ljhooker.com.au/PROPERTY/pictures/05086465.JPG&size=400x1000[/img]

[img]http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://images.ljhooker.com.au/PROPERTY/pictures/05086466.JPG&size=400x1000[/img]

[img]http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://images.ljhooker.com.au/PROPERTY/pictures/05086467.JPG&size=400x1000[/img]

[img]http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://images.ljhooker.com.au/PROPERTY/pictures/05086468.JPG&size=400x1000[/img]

[img]http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://images.ljhooker.com.au/PROPERTY/pictures/05086470.JPG&size=400x1000[/img]

[img]http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://images.ljhooker.com.au/PROPERTY/pictures/05086471.JPG&size=400x1000[/img]

Click for larger image

^
Private dock on silver lake


Click for larger image

The backyard settup. We put a single tube down on the hill when the snow comes. Not enough speed in the summer.
Nov 22 2011 11:25AM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,415
Click for larger image

Click for larger image

Click for larger image

Click for larger image

Click for larger image

Click for larger image

Click for larger image


There we go. Fucking tricky ns is tricky
Nov 22 2011 11:29AM
0 0
profile picture
LivingColour
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 21
what the fuck you can afford that?!
Nov 22 2011 11:42AM
0 0
profile picture
Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
ahh shit this might be my clue to leave NS.
Nov 22 2011 11:47AM
0 0
profile picture
theabortionator
Posts: 51261 - Karma: 157,415
That's why we need roomates.
Nov 22 2011 11:48AM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)