Alright here is my application.
Hi my name is Kent and I partied once and never stopped. Since that faith full day its been a serious part of my life. Every night I go to bed intoxicated at 4 in the morning thinking about how that party experience can be enriched for the next day. I party while in class, I party while taking a shit, I party when I am on newschoolers and I especially party when I am a roomate. I am used to paying for very expensive beer in Canada so don't worry you guys will get freebies all the time.
I am very strong and therefore you will not have to worry about robberies. I have 14 registered long guns (one being my penis) and have an action plan in case of a zombie apocalypse. I know people in Mexican drug cartels in case we get into any trouble at the border on spring break and my parents own the fucking city of Aspen.
I have great grammar and will always correct you on yours, I love nature and make beautiful music while shitting.
I only make a few requests.
1. I get the biggest room
2. I dont pay rent
3. You guys drive back to university in Canada every day
4. We have tuna on sundays and stir fry at least 4 days a week
5. I need 3 hookers upon arrival and a mountain of pure used coffee grinds for my sexual pleasure
6. I have a child and two dogs (hope you dont mind)
7. I can import assorted jerseys for pretty cheap so we would have to make roomate jerseys
Here are a few assorted partying pictures for your pleasure
I also like wearing masks
Cool well PM if you accept, I am going to have my lawer write up a lease right now!