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http://64.4.36.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=2d739983181450d18da8a36dc8884831&lat=1023325937&hm___action=http%3a%2f%2fstrangereports%2ecom%2fportabletoiletv%2ephp%3ffname%3dKevan%26lname%3dKozlowski%26city%3dAmsterdam
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we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of jason levinthal
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um yeah, doesnt work
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'Now, whenever people get wood, they will think of Trojans'
-The Simpsons
freestylesupreme: i'm trying to be a gangster
freestylesupreme: is it working?
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it didnt work im gay dont hurt me
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we're surfing in jake burtons backyard now..cuz theres his pool over there..huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh itll be sweet:Adam Newhard making fun of jason levinthal
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what is it supposed to be
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You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.
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Just decode the URL:
http://strangereports.com/portabletoiletv.php?fname=Kevan&lname=Kozlowski&city=Amsterdam
Matt
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how the hell did you decode that? and it actually worked to... Harvey you are a genius!
'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
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DUUUUH!
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'Now, whenever people get wood, they will think of Trojans'
-The Simpsons
'im gay dont hurt me'
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for the lazy people:
Man Caught Peeping In Toilet
Police were called to a parking lot in Amsterdam, Monday afternoon where they caughta man identified as Kevan Kozlowski. Apparently, he had dressed himself in clothing madeof trash bags and crawled into a portable toilet. A woman discovered Kevan vomiting onhimself and gasping for air in the 130 degree temperatures. Police had to cut the toilet opento remove Kozlowski. 'We don't even know how he managed to get in there in the first place.' SaidOfficer Jack O'Conner. When asked why he was in the portable toilet, Kozlowski responded, 'I waslooking for treasure.' Kozlowski will be sent to the Sunnydale Mental Health Facility in Sunnydale, California for mental analysis and observation. Officials suspect that he may have beenhiding in the portable toilet for nearly 6 hours, until the midday sun heated it to nearlylethal temperatures. Why he was hiding in the toilet is still unclear. But, they do know thathe was lucky to get out alive.
Deputies hosed Kozlowski off before letting him into the back of their car, where he was then escorted tothe police station for questioning.
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that's really gross..
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AHAHAHAH thats so funny
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seth
Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
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thats some nasty shit
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Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
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cmon hes mentally ill, have some respect. but it is damn funny
~Tom
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it's all about interchangable links.
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so what? he swelled up? he was real fat? Crazy retards, don't they have any sense?
'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.
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pft, u ppl act like u never go looking for treasure in toilets
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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)
skiers get head
snowboarders get ass
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its fake but my friend who skis and is fucking hot made it..cuz i got tipped over in a porto pottie...laugh it up cmon
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'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting on the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse...now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
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haha five0 you're my fuckin' hero. i can't believe anyone besides my friends and i know what that's from...now i feel cool that i'm in your quotes...i just want j to see it
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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311
from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
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adam newhard..im brians cousin..we talk online...scooterboy8221...remember....of course i knew about it....are you talking about my new signature with the carousel thing... or the jake burtons backyard thing?
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'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting on the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse...now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
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HAHAh what a guy
Whats the most important factor in winning a halfpipe competition?
some guy:'boostin wicked air, spinnin sweet moves, and tweakin the fuck out of it---thats a pissah run in my books'
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remeber when billy madison drank alot and saw penguins.....i think thats what adam did
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'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting on the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse...now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
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