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Jwenz, give me your blessing!

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tinkytwinky
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 1,443
Ok jwenz here's the situation. One of NSs own beloved members, Tahoe_Steve, has an incredibly above average looking sister, Karen, Tahoe_karen? Anyways, i found this gem through Steves facebook and found my way onto her profile.

The question is, can i use your coined photo pick-up line "Hi there, how are things?" I can't use it with out your permission, it would guilt me till the grave! I consulted with the Grapist and he agreed that i need to consult you before any form of action is taken.

For those of you who don't know steve here's a pic of him
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Oh, whoa! He is conveniently next to his sister in this picture!

#forever alone

oh and inb4 "shes not even that good bro" or "solid 7"
Oct 31 2011 9:20PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
i'd touch her
Oct 31 2011 9:21PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
1st
Oct 31 2011 9:21PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
first?
Oct 31 2011 9:21PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
you must be gay to say this
Oct 31 2011 9:22PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
GET THE FUCK OUT
Oct 31 2011 9:22PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
I'm Jwenz and "DO IT"
Oct 31 2011 9:23PM
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future-spins
Posts: 395 - Karma: 900
inb4 pee in her butt
Oct 31 2011 9:23PM
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BILL.COSBY
Posts: 292 - Karma: 5
AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
Oct 31 2011 9:23PM
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tinkytwinky
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 1,443
too much win in this post, quite possibly one of the best i've ever seen on NS. Thanks you TWA, you are amazing!
Oct 31 2011 9:23PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
HEY UNLIKE YOU I AM ACTUALLY APART OF THIS AND THE OP WHICH IS HALF MY IDEA SO YOU GET THE FUCK OUT.
Oct 31 2011 9:24PM
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dunkaroos
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Oct 31 2011 9:24PM
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willy_baller
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 693
you don't even need permission. just do it.
Oct 31 2011 9:25PM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
win
Oct 31 2011 9:25PM
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tinkytwinky
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 1,443
No, jah-wenz must be honored!
Oct 31 2011 9:26PM
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jibnut
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 304
If I wasn't mating with someone else, I'd mate with her brother. He's cute.
Oct 31 2011 9:27PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
Doesn't matter cause you won't talk to her out of the Internet. Stop talkin like a socially fucked 4chan tard and go talk to her in real life???? Hmm
Oct 31 2011 9:29PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Do that harder and more often than charlie sheen does(did) drugs
Oct 31 2011 9:33PM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
.
Oct 31 2011 9:34PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 84
I'll give her my blessing...



...If you know what I mean
Oct 31 2011 9:35PM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
solid 7 is not a bad thing.
Oct 31 2011 9:37PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Ok a little backround for ns peeps.

This all started this summer, at Windells Camp Session 6, in which me (TheGrapist., tinkytwinky, TahoeSteve, Elmo. and many others were in the same group.) we grew to being best buds. So recently me and the tinkytwinky realized of TahoeSteve's fine younger sister and had to make a thread, which concludes the story.
Oct 31 2011 9:38PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
He's taken.
Oct 31 2011 9:43PM
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PANDA_SWAGGA
Posts: 490 - Karma: 16
id slay that
Oct 31 2011 9:43PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Jibnut I think we should mate. I mean date, you know, socially.


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Oct 31 2011 9:51PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254

inb4 tahoe_steve

and id move in on that pretty quick if i were you.

Oct 31 2011 9:53PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
slay that slam piece
Oct 31 2011 9:53PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
Dibs
Oct 31 2011 9:54PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
BRO SHES NOT EVEN THAT HOT BRO I GET SO MUCH PUSSY I HAVE TO BRAG ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET BRO






Oct 31 2011 9:58PM
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Davy.Crockett
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^also thats not aimed at op, its aimed at those fools who feel the need to tell the internet how much pussy they definitely get.
Oct 31 2011 10:00PM
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GeneralT
Posts: 912 - Karma: 19
inb4 Tahoe_Steve and Jwenz
Oct 31 2011 10:02PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,327
solid 7
Oct 31 2011 10:08PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
dude has date rape face.
Oct 31 2011 10:18PM
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wesley.
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inb4 steve
Oct 31 2011 10:28PM
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kool.aid.man
Posts: 1416 - Karma: 526
run train on that.
Oct 31 2011 10:30PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
Ok Jane.
Oct 31 2011 10:32PM
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AndrewGravesSV
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Oct 31 2011 10:45PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4398 - Karma: 767
GET ITT GRAPEMAN
Oct 31 2011 10:50PM
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blackjakesteele
Posts: 311 - Karma: 9
I happen to still have written in the forum before both tahoe_steve and jwenz. How intriguing.
Oct 31 2011 10:52PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
I would touch her bathing suit area with my bathing suit area.
Oct 31 2011 11:04PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
hahahha. well said.

Oct 31 2011 11:05PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
oh snap i'm not sure and i'll have to have my team of scientists double check this one for me but i think he's saying he wants to go geni to geni with her. AKA "get his bang on" "flog her dolphin" "polish her chrome" "paint with all the colors of her wind"
Nov 1 2011 12:27AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
If you're insinuating that I would like to "do the Dew" with her, "get freaky", or "butter her biscuit", then yes, you are right.
Nov 1 2011 12:32AM
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J.S.
Posts: 359 - Karma: 74
I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states.
Nov 1 2011 12:36AM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
SO MUCH FUCKING WIN IN THIS THREAD
Nov 1 2011 12:41AM
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Jwenz
Posts: 8893 - Karma: 7,633
i am going to have to go ahead and say...no...simply because you went through all this effort. get your own shit
Nov 1 2011 12:44AM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
I'd trow it in.
Nov 1 2011 12:44AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
there you go
Nov 1 2011 12:45AM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 994
I kind of have to agree, get an original joke, namsayn?
Nov 1 2011 12:46AM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70
im just gonna grab a seat here and wait for Tahoe_Steve to get here
Nov 1 2011 12:46AM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
ok
Nov 1 2011 12:46AM
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