Rowen- I dont know what this is, but I'm banning it.
Skipig25 - This guy has tigers
spk.aurelien - stop it with the helmet wearers condesending bigotry
LamerthanFDR - doesn't mean she's a slut, just means her favorite activity is sucking wang.
hotdog. - Yo tight bro, I'm 16 and I drink goose because I'm not fucking poor.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GASP FOR AIR AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BEGIN CATATONIC SEIZURE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
"if you put a matress in a pool, does it take a crane to get it out?" - BERZERKER
"im not technically sure how it would be possible, but i imagine you getting a running start before you ban someone." - tuna.
Wiley Miller: "Well skiing is kinda like partying, you swerve to and fro, hit shit, and sometimes you fall. You can be hurting the next day and say iíll never do that again, yet a few days later your back at the same stupid antics you were doing."
Same exact thing happened to me once when I tried to put two gallon containers of milk into the fridge at the same time. Projectile vomit everywhere the minute I lifted them off the counter...- El.Gato
"Karma is like a penis, if you dont use it it'll fall off."-soulskier
"But this is skiing, biggest size fits all" - J1l3l31N
"Ex girlfriends are like scratch tickets, when they are loser, cut your losses and throw it in the trash." - .Andrew.
"it's good, but not needed, kinda like handjobs." - frenchy.
"women love to be romanced, and by romanced i mean spanked with webbed fingers and stung in the ass with jellyfish and sea urchins while you jack off left handed and make narwhal mating calls." - TechnoPotamus
"Why are girls pretty? Why do kids start at different reading levels? Why does it burn when I piss? Why do I get completely naked every time I shit? Why do i steal my brothers fleshlight on Thursdays? there are just some questions you don't ask."
"Because he's the hero NS deserves. But not the one it needs right now. And so we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent gaurdian. A watchful protector. A post whore."
-Ginko (on eHeath)