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TheClap.
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4 years ago I was found passed out not breathing and no pulse by a buddy of mine, was revived on the ambulance. Then flat lined twice while at the hospital for a total of ten minutes. If my parents didn't work at the hospital and be personal friends with the ER doctor they would have stopped working on me and I would officially be 6' under.

moral of the story? destructive decisions are for destructive people. And not to drink a liter of CP in 20 minutes.
Oct 14 2011 7:33PM
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TheClap.
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fuck you title

alive*
Oct 14 2011 7:34PM
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.Apex.
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why u post this now?
Oct 14 2011 7:35PM
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DayMan
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what is this CP you speak of? Cat piss?
Oct 14 2011 7:36PM
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cornholio
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how do you drink cheese pizza?
Oct 14 2011 7:37PM
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SeanTom
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child porn
Oct 14 2011 7:38PM
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TheClap.
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High class vodka
Crystal Palace, $9 a liter
Oct 14 2011 7:38PM
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jibnut
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CP meaning? But good job, I'm proud of you! Dying isn't cool
Oct 14 2011 7:39PM
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TheClap.
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na it isnt, my mom called and reminded me today
Oct 14 2011 7:40PM
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jibnut
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That's pretty intense if you died dude. Someone wants you a live somewhere..lol
Oct 14 2011 7:46PM
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mr.society
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you must be needed on earth..
so god revived you
Oct 14 2011 7:46PM
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PopsicleStand
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That ER doctor must be pretty cynical.... around these parts we work young people an hour plus easily.

Just about every place though tells its patients they are a miracle.
Oct 14 2011 7:56PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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good to know that er docs will stop working on me when i can still be helped unless i know someone who works there..
Oct 14 2011 7:59PM
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Peter.
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>see CP
>immediately think child porn
>what is wrong with me
Oct 14 2011 7:59PM
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TOK
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=CP
Oct 14 2011 8:22PM
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Z.J.H.
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hey whats ur name my home moutain is jiminy too

Oct 15 2011 9:44PM
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Spinoza
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yeah wtf lol

are you sure thats true OP
Oct 15 2011 9:45PM
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Deluge
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Crystal palace is the shitttt
Oct 15 2011 9:51PM
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.Emerson.
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What's a liter of cheese pizza in grams?
Oct 15 2011 10:08PM
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B.Aussie
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How old were you when you thought drinking a bottle of vodka in one go was a good idea?
Oct 15 2011 10:15PM
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theabortionator
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So you ad to post this on ns as well.


Op just wants attention.


You better get your ass up to snow for preseason.Side by side flips and shit.


Also what the hell happened to the footy from post season the other year. Do you still have it on that cam? Want to see some of that shit even though it's old now.



How's the dirty south?
Oct 15 2011 10:33PM
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Raz.
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true story I died in surgery twice. bleed internally for 3 days after the doctor didn't sew things back up properly.
Oct 29 2011 10:44PM
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JHendrix
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gotta hook me up with that "CP" broski
Oct 29 2011 10:46PM
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SkiThe603
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Good for you, but my piece of advice:

Handle your shit.
Oct 29 2011 10:46PM
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Zodiackill
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Yes.
Oct 30 2011 1:21AM
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PJS.
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thats a pretty ridiculous way of putting it. there is a certain point when you have to stop
Oct 30 2011 1:35AM
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FerrisBueller
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ye and the certain point is cp too man fuk.
Oct 30 2011 2:24AM
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TheClap.
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oooooo shit I'm fucked
Nov 18 2012 7:06PM
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