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My friend just told me he is becoming a hipster...

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alztar
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how do I tell him he will look like a douche without hurting his feelings?
Sep 26 2011 3:55PM
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paulgenovese
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What
Sep 26 2011 3:56PM
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JHendrix
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one cannot simply become a hipster
Sep 26 2011 3:56PM
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Milksteak
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No he's not....
Sep 26 2011 3:56PM
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JayDope
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and the point of telling a bunch of random ppl?
Sep 26 2011 3:57PM
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TOK
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omgee get him to counseling!

Sep 26 2011 4:10PM
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chuck_testa
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Um people who say they are hipsters arent real hipsters.
Sep 26 2011 4:11PM
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Orrin
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Be honest with him and tell him he will look like a douche bag straight to his face.
Sep 26 2011 4:12PM
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.KYLE.
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Become a hipster before he becomes a hipster. Then you can say you were a hipster before he was a hipster.

Thats like dividing by zero in hipster land.
Sep 26 2011 4:16PM
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eheath
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If he says hes becoming a hipster then he actually isn't.
Sep 26 2011 4:18PM
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SkiThe603
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kick him in the nutz and walk away
Sep 26 2011 4:32PM
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BmoChop
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Rule number 1 of being a hipster: Never admit to being a hipster cuz "like putting people in categories is totally corporate america controlling your life"



and if someone accueses you of being a hipster, deny it with the statement "You just don't understand me!"
Sep 26 2011 4:36PM
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steezeknees
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yeah mabye just punch him in the throat
Sep 26 2011 4:38PM
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Jane6
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Sep 26 2011 4:49PM
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slidesomeice
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZDMLQM2Ps4
Dom Mazzetti vs. Hipsters
Sep 26 2011 4:50PM
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-ROY-
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chump
Sep 26 2011 5:10PM
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LevelFour
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obviously hes a faggot
Sep 26 2011 7:21PM
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PJS.
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obviously you are banned.
Sep 26 2011 7:21PM
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Mr.Turtle
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true though
Sep 26 2011 7:22PM
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collinder
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this
Sep 26 2011 7:25PM
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hoodratz47
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the next time you give him head.. slap his balls real real hard.. and say NO. 
Sep 26 2011 7:26PM
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Milksteak
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hahahahahahahah yah this. For sure.
Sep 26 2011 7:27PM
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Blurst
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Exactly, hipsters never say they are hipsters.
Sep 26 2011 7:30PM
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theabortionator
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You can't really become a hipster at this point. Anyone who has become a hipster in the last couple years isn't a hipster.

You can't become a hipster once it becomes a cool trend and actually be a hipster.


IF you're really a hipster you were a hipster before it was mainstream to be a hipster
Sep 26 2011 7:31PM
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Jonny7
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one does not simply walk into hipsterism
Sep 26 2011 7:31PM
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yuck
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yep
Sep 26 2011 7:34PM
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wait.what
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Sep 26 2011 7:43PM
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TOK
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obviously you're banned
Sep 26 2011 10:16PM
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jorb.co
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all these bands remind me of death cab
Sep 26 2011 11:47PM
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Backyard.Skier
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there is so much win in this thread
Sep 26 2011 11:53PM
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Aiden-P
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now that everyone is trying to be what they thought was " hipster"... its hipster to be what was concieved as "normal" now..
Oct 21 2012 11:21PM
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Jeebus.
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slap him in the face asap!
Oct 21 2012 11:30PM
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Puns
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why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he liked this joke before it was popular.
Oct 21 2012 11:34PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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well no shit!
Oct 21 2012 11:38PM
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Spiri7o
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This
Oct 21 2012 11:57PM
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Crispy.
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Oct 22 2012 7:37AM
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Wallisch_pl
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haha, newbs need to be taught the not except able words on here
Oct 22 2012 8:33AM
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zues
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damn I was going to post this but you already did
Oct 22 2012 8:35AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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all my friends who moved to toronto are becoming hipsters. they're definitely more fun to hang out with when they were nerds, and they're all a lot more interesting then i am.
Oct 22 2012 10:47AM
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zues
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yea now we snort blow and call hookers. being a hipster is awsome.
Oct 22 2012 11:30AM
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CheddarJack
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Oct 22 2012 12:17PM
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*rkp*
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why the fuck do you bump this shitty thread after being dead for over a year?

who searches 'hipster' anyway?

your post is bad, and you should feel bad..
Oct 22 2012 1:10PM
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wait.what
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Oct 22 2012 1:20PM
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jokorvalde
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to become a hipster, he must deny to be one
Oct 22 2012 1:42PM
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lukewalnuts
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this.
Oct 22 2012 1:43PM
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Lucas
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Shitty bump.
Oct 22 2012 5:46PM
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[hamnuts]
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Ooooh can I get his number???????? But actually, just kill him
Oct 22 2012 5:49PM
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