Best way to get drunk?

the best way to get drunk:

instead of rinsing with that listerine, swallow it down, I garuntee a very interesting day at school

no, the best way is to drink it off the toes of selma hayek after it has coursed the entire length of her golden, smooth, tight, big titted, tight assed, godlike figure. Just like quentin tarantino did, before she buried her teeth into his neck and drank his blood





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.

century club

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time is running out.

At new years this year we were up at Tremblant and we had these mini bear kegs called Bubba's, they are pimp, anywyas we brought them down to our hot tube and sat in there for about 3 hours drinking, my bidy and i finished off one of these min kegs which are pretty big and i was like 'you feel drunk yet man?' He was like no man, i was like whats going on. So anyways i get out of the hottub to go to the washroom. AS soon as i got out it hit me, i htought i was gonna pass out, it was fucking cool, i think you can drink as much as you want in a hot tub without feeling drunk but as soon as you get out your fucked up its pimp.
I am a Ski Pimp, thats all that needs to be said.