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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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.frenchy
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hmu bby
Nov 3 2014 1:41AM
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AT-AT
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MinggI have an 8sm in the morning and I'm currently pounding beers in my jeep gava. This is fun. It's 35 in here but it's chyll.


I know your room situation sucks, and adjusting to college is hard, but keep your shit together. Its a monday, got to class and learn some shit, you're paying for it.

I need a fucking bottle.
Nov 3 2014 7:41PM
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veng_m
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AWALLRUS.I r drunk. ND THRES A GIRL I WANNA FUCK AROUDND THE CORNER FROM ME. IV KNOWN HER SINCE A LONG TIME AGO WHAT SHOULD I SAY


IMA #&%$ U RIGHT IN DA #@$^&
Nov 3 2014 7:57PM
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tcgoldman
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Chubbs.


this is incredible
Nov 3 2014 11:11PM
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.frenchy
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im drunk off grpe sloe gin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 4 2014 12:02AM
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ModMommy
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I am Neil Young and my stted is my bike and no one can stop me tonight
Nov 4 2014 12:07AM
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.frenchy
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ya sorry its justcuz my neighbors moved to gerogia and i took his liquor he eleft behind cuz the bank is taking over thier house lolzzz
Nov 4 2014 12:17AM
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Mingg
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Chubbs.


8 timee out uf 10 this works all thr time.

Would recommend.
Nov 4 2014 12:28AM
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.frenchy
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guys i wouldnot reccomend grape sloe gin 2 a friend. taste like a rottin scrotum LOl


watching dale jr videos on youtube and crying

snao chat me


trenchrat is my name. im bored . fuck with meeeeeeeeeee
Nov 4 2014 12:30AM
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.frenchy
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guys jason aldean is my lover hopfully hedoesnt wake up my parents

#cimminutcollegelife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 4 2014 12:34AM
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.frenchy
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im drunk night 3 in a row im so c000000l
Nov 5 2014 12:09AM
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yeahno
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go to school frenchy
Nov 5 2014 1:49AM
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.frenchy
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Teafastgo to school frenchy


i do
Nov 5 2014 1:54AM
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Mingg
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I think my roommate and I just drove around the bad part of buffalo...And I think I was wearing a helmet in the car...lolololol
Nov 5 2014 2:51AM
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skier58284
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MinggAnd I think I was wearing a helmet in the car...lolololol


Continue.
Nov 5 2014 3:08AM
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Mingg
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Sh4dowContinue.


Last night my roommate had to drive into the ghetto of buffalo to pick up our other roommates from a concert. I told her I'd come with her but me being a drunk idiot, I thought we were gonna get shot. So I wore a helmet thinking that would help? Haha idk
Nov 5 2014 11:45AM
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no_steeze
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MinggLast night my roommate had to drive into the ghetto of buffalo to pick up our other roommates from a concert. I told her I'd come with her but me being a drunk idiot, I thought we were gonna get shot. So I wore a helmet thinking that would help? Haha idk


#whitegirl
Nov 5 2014 11:55PM
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.frenchy
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about to get drunk off some Dekuyper

i shall report back in a little
Nov 5 2014 11:58PM
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Mingg
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no_steeze#whitegirl


It was pretty embarrassing hahahahha
Nov 6 2014 12:06AM
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ModMommy
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MinggIt was pretty embarrassing hahahahha


Yesterday I was so drunk I forgot how to stand back up after I fell skiing. I feel you.
Nov 6 2014 12:15AM
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.frenchy
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hehe straight dikt!

oooooooop;ppp


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrH_KXBZVtg
Nov 6 2014 12:28AM
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d00d
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ming, immas,and frenchy are the drinking homies of this thread. I need to post more in here. prost to all.
Nov 6 2014 5:17AM
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Mingg
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.Wolf.ming, immas,and frenchy are the drinking homies of this thread. I need to post more in here. prost to all.


ahh.. but frenchy wins I think.
Nov 6 2014 5:31AM
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Mingg
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JELLO SHOTS AND MINI RAMPS. AYYYYYY
Nov 6 2014 7:38PM
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.frenchy
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didnt feel like drinkin tonight, too busy playing the new call of duty #im2good
Nov 7 2014 12:53AM
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d00d
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.frenchydidnt feel like drinkin tonight, too busy playing the new call of duty #im2good


Pussy ass count bitch
Nov 7 2014 1:26AM
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.frenchy
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.Wolf.Pussy ass count bitch


count what :0
Nov 7 2014 1:32AM
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ndye
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Got real drunk and texted a certain pink name on here,I was pretty forward about my intentions to say the least
Nov 7 2014 7:55AM
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Chinchi
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in my 8am bio, still buzzedd, kill me
Nov 7 2014 7:58AM
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Mingg
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Beer Olympics tonight, rail jam in the morning. Gonna be craaazzyyyyyy
Nov 7 2014 10:20AM
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ANDR01D
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MinggI have an 8sm in the morning and I'm currently pounding beers in my jeep gava. This is fun. It's 35 in here but it's chyll.


MinggLast night my roommate had to drive into the ghetto of buffalo to pick up our other roommates from a concert. I told her I'd come with her but me being a drunk idiot, I thought we were gonna get shot. So I wore a helmet thinking that would help? Haha idk


MinggJELLO SHOTS AND MINI RAMPS. AYYYYYY


MinggBeer Olympics tonight, rail jam in the morning. Gonna be craaazzyyyyyy


At least you took Wednesday off?
Nov 7 2014 10:33AM
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msg
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MinggBeer Olympics tonight, rail jam in the morning. Gonna be craaazzyyyyyy


pube girl
Nov 7 2014 10:42AM
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division.bell
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The drink is on
Nov 10 2014 3:27AM
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Chewy.
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Bringing beers and making a pizza with Young Dick and Young Leslie.
Nov 11 2014 5:28AM
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AT-AT
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28 Labatt bottles and a Sabres hat for $15.99, I think yes

Nov 11 2014 6:41PM
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Dobber
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Scion tc 2006
Nov 12 2014 7:51AM
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Mingg
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Jack Daniels is my best friend.

He really is super cool.

10/10 would recommend.
Nov 12 2014 7:12PM
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.Hugo.
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MinggJack Daniels is my best friend.

He really is super cool.

10/10 would recommend.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp74fzWbCVc
Nov 12 2014 7:58PM
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Mingg
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Jack always maeks me emotional. Sade drunk today. Goodnight ns. I live yiu all
Nov 12 2014 11:34PM
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Chubbs.
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Hammered. Keystone and Jameson... CORTACA 2014... here's why.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/18/suny-cortland-cortaca-2013-riot_n_4297105.html

that's what happened 2013..

Here's 2014..

http://www.ithacajournal.com/story/sports/college/2014/11/11/measures-place-prevent-repeat-cortaca-mayhem/18871715/

I just watched a cop pull over a coach bus for no apparent reason.. fuck the pigs
Nov 14 2014 7:41PM
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soulskier
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fuck you


I'm currently parked in a airstrip at beer camp, drunk

Enjoying the atmosphere and feeling pretty good

Hopeople all is well for you fuckers, I'm gonna go kill Bambi in the morning
Nov 14 2014 10:49PM
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ModMommy
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I seriously hate tipsy me
Nov 14 2014 10:51PM
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connecticunt
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Whenever my kitty is on my bed an I'm not big spooning her she yells at me. What if she thinks we're dating.
Nov 15 2014 1:10AM
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connecticunt
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I smoked and drank and smoked some more and that made more sense in my head
Nov 15 2014 1:11AM
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skeedle
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vodka and me can't be friends.
Nov 15 2014 1:56AM
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RevolverHustleO
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this is my swamp fgts
Nov 15 2014 2:36AM
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Chewy.
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I keep galling down. I can't stand op
Nov 16 2014 3:09AM
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